Bioshock: Play and Help Thread

[MANGABOY]

Since a few people have started already getting their copies thought I'd start this thread in order to keep any possible spoilers limited to just here

[jason g]

amazing that a game that is so wanted by people never had this thread already, yes i know u need the game but still.....

those who have it, is it true there are 70 different types of plasmids in this game?

[MonkeyKnuckle]

Since this thread will be quiet until people get the game how about some jokes.

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."


I'll get my coat.

[-Jay-]

Forget the coat and just get out.

[CDR]

And you start off by saying "A guy had been feeling down..." and then swap to "The psychiatrist asked me a few questions"

Surely not a true story and you're trying to make it into a third-person joke!

[Dr Evilest]

Originally Posted by MonkeyKnuckle86

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions

Thanks for sharing that with us, you can say again.

Back to bioshock, come on you early adopters, any good? I'm seriously thinking of buying this, unable to download demo though.

[Dr Evilest]

Another observant ( & faster) AVfer.

[ohh_danielson]

Originally Posted by MonkeyKnuckle86

Since this thread will be quiet until people get the game how about some jokes.

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."


I'll get my coat.

Your Barred

[jason g]

how about this one....

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy". Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face."*****" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and Dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door And some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door And shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The side walk. He falls flat on his face. "I'm fockin' focked,"he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes A look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs To his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step Into the room and falls flat on his face.He says "Fock it" and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' ******. But how'd you know?" "Mick called. You left your wheel chair at the pub.

[DrinksInBars]

Originally Posted by jason g

how about this one....

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy". Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face."*****" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and Dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door And some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door And shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The side walk. He falls flat on his face. "I'm fockin' focked,"he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes A look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs To his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step Into the room and falls flat on his face.He says "Fock it" and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?". Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' ******. But how'd you know?" "Mick called. You left your wheel chair at the pub.

was there any reason to make that an irish joke, jason? i mean, paddy and mick????

git

[jason g]

Originally Posted by DrinksInBars

was there any reason to make that an irish joke, jason? i mean, paddy and mick????

git

ive got plenty of them mate.

[Dr Evilest]

jpg, the new Bernard Manning.

[MonkeyKnuckle]

Originally Posted by CDR

And you start off by saying "A guy had been feeling down..." and then swap to "The psychiatrist asked me a few questions"

Surely not a true story and you're trying to make it into a third-person joke!

*cough*

[crazzy kopite]

I have got just past where the demo finished but tempted to start again try save my health packs and ammo instead of getting killed as i wasn't very good at first .
I want to hear the storyline again so can understand what is going on a bit better as still dont know much about them babies

[crazzy kopite]

I started again, I wasn't far in the game anyway and managed to keep more health packs this time and got more of a clue on what is going on in the game.
I shock the enemies then hit them with the crow bar, is that what you lot are doing too or do you hit them a few times with the crow bar then let them swing for you avoid it and finish them off?

I am just where the demo finished about to hack a bot. I curenty have $42, 5health packs and 2 eve.
The game has made me jump a few times already