Ha ha, I wish
Jimmy, Its everything you said it would be and more!
When we arrived at the airport and passed security. we were greeted like royalty!
Accommodation exceeded our expectations not to mention the mini bar with optics topped up every night!
Agnes, is a Legend! I knew who you meant as soon as I saw her! First thing she did is suggest a BBC cocktail to my wife and we never looked back. Agnes is lovely, she is the life and soul of the paradise pool and bar. It is as you suggested the quieter pool of the 2, which we preferred.
As for food, everywhere we tried served cracking food. WQe found the Pier restaurant to be the best.
Sadly we never got round to go to La Toc. Although we did go to the Grande St Lucian. As nice as that was, we preferred the Halcyon, less noisy and 'in your face'. In fact a lot of people who we spoke to preferred the Halcyon over the Grande.
All the staff were unbelievably happy all the time. Even the cleaners or security guards!! I have never known anything like it! Always willing to chat and say hi on passing. Compared to staff at hotels/resorts over here!
We managed a few trips, one of them was to Pigeon Island. Managed to climb to the top, in sandals!! (excuse the pun!)fantastic views and so quiet. Also went on a old rum mill tour which included a foot ferry trip to Marigot Bay. That was lovely. Managed to grab a couple of bottles of rum from the local distillery for less than £5 each!
The themed nights were good. The first night was a bunch of fire eaters! That was impressive, not forgetting the casino night. That was great too.
We also met some great people! We got on well with some of our friends across the pond as well as some from over here and plan to keep in touch.
The only regret is not being able to do everything we wanted to in a week! St Lucia offers so much.
People commented about how expensive Sandals are etc...blah blah. Its very much an adage of you pay for what you get. Perfect Paradise. Best relaxing, luxury holiday I have ever had I wopuld defo go again(probably the last for a while with two kids

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We plan to go back one day......

maybe....*fingers crossed*