Your own special movie idear?

Battlestar · 21-07-2004, 11:15 AM

Right just an idear.
I want to know peoples idears for films as follows.

A star that would not normal be in the chosen movie , ie william shatner in the remains of the day

directed by your favorite director.
Not making myself clear? OK my example::

Steven seagal
A star trek movie.

Directed by james cameron.

Ok, you see, Easy.

Now anyone else? Would love to hear them

dfield2000 · 21-07-2004, 3:43 PM

I'd like to see Angelina Jolie in a film in the style of hard core pornography, directed by absolutely anyone.

dfield2000 · 21-07-2004, 3:46 PM

actually, I wouldn't mind having a go at directing it myself.

Battlestar · 21-07-2004, 4:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dfield2000

I'd like to see Angelina Jolie in a film in the style of hard core pornography, directed by absolutely anyone.

Adrenochrome · 21-07-2004, 4:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dfield2000

I'd like to see Angelina Jolie in a film in the style of hard core pornography, directed by absolutely anyone.

Can i be the leading man

Battlestar · 21-07-2004, 6:29 PM

I see people are not taking my idear for this thread very seriously

Adrenochrome · 21-07-2004, 8:03 PM

Big Arnie in Sense and Sensibility directed by Wes Craven

Adrenochrome.

Battlestar · 21-07-2004, 8:18 PM

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Originally Posted by adrenochrome

Big Arnie in Sense and Sensibility directed by Wes Craven

Adrenochrome.

YES! LIKE IT

roohster2 · 22-07-2004, 7:25 AM

Hugh Grant as The Terminator...

"I shall, you know, if it's not too much trouble, all things considered...be back!"

Actually, someone has already done the "absurd casting" thing for real:
Clive Owen and Ray Winston in King Arthur for God's sake!
Could have only been more surreal if they'd got Mike Leigh to direct.

the_pauley · 27-07-2004, 3:52 AM

Halle Berry as "Catwoman", in a movie that has nothing to do with the comic book character, directed by someone you've never heard of before.

Hang on...

Mac Man · 27-07-2004, 3:41 PM

Pamela Anderson in 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'. She plays the hunchback as her breasts have grown so stupendously large she cannot stand straight. She swings from the cathedral on a trapeze flashing her knickers at the Cardinals.

Directed by David Hasselhof. Opening shots would feature nuns in tight red costumes running in slow-mo across the steps of the nave in order to provide food and clothing to the underpriviledged and saving the lepers from being hounded by the evildoers led by Ving Rhames as an evil aristocratic French nobleman. (all to a generic MTV rawk soundtrack by Muttley crue)

CL

Ed Selley · 27-07-2004, 3:55 PM

The sequel to Lost in Translation directed by Paul Vierhoven and starring Adam Sandler and Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Sinzer · 27-07-2004, 4:20 PM

Full Metal Jacket starring Jim Carrey as Private Pile with Steven Spielberg directing (might as well kill another Kubrick film!).

Gregorski · 27-07-2004, 4:32 PM

Pretty woman starring Kathy Bates and Sylvester Stallone, directed by Tim Burton