Tuned into this curious to see what John Lydon was doing there. I think he will surprise the Great British Public who only perceive him as a gobbing punk. Even the other celebs seemed a bit apprehensive of meeting him.
Jordan (didn't dream I'd ever say anything like this about the woman) has accquitted herself surprisingly well so far. Kudos to anyone who'd let that lot crawl round her face, especially the four huge spiders.
Someone kill the screeching-blonde-child-thing!!!
Peter Andre needs shooting too. Odious prat, and probably the celeb there with most desperate yearning/need for career revival. Making blatant plays for Jordan. even said "Let's have a shag" tonight, to which J replied "Wouldn't be worth going there. I've heard you've only got an acorn!" LMFAO!
Finally resorted to trying to impress her by - and I used the term advisedly - "singing" to her. F***** butchered Bill Withers' "Ain't No Sunshine", sounding like a chipmunk with trapped nadgers. Appalling!
Cut to close up of John Lydon looking well ****** off. Only a matter of time before he lets rip!