Just for entertainment values i'm gonna start off a name a phrase from the big lebowski as this movie has endless funny quotes!!!
Just to see how many are remembered!

The Dude

"Not on the rug mannnnn"!

[Drunken Master]

Nobody F***'s with the Jesus

Shut The F*** Up Donnie

[Kazuya Mishima]

Put the piece away, man, Walter put the piece away....

The Chinaman peed on my rug....
- Dude, Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature


Is that near the In-and-Out Burger?
- Shut the F*%K up, Donnie!


I'll stick that piece up your ass and pull the trigger til it goes....CLICK! Me and Sean, we're gonna f%&k you up!



Sorry, paraphrasing wildly!

[Kazuya Mishima]

We are nihilists! We believe in nothing! We are going to cut off your johnson!

Not a quote, but......Logjammin'! Brilliant.

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder, His Dudeness, Or El Duderino. If, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[SILVERBACK]

I`LL DROP IT DOWN TO 10 M P H THEN IM ROLLING OUT OF HERE (pulls out an uzi) YOU DIDNT THINK I WAS ROLLING OUT OF HERE NAKED DID YOU DUDE lmao

after the fight at the bowling alley with the niallist CHOPPER IS FLYING IN DONNIE

just because where bereaved doesnt make us saps lol


hard to believe i switched this film off within 40 minutes the first time i seen it but i watched it again and it seemed to get better with every viewing does anyone know if the special edition ever got released of this?

Dont think theres a special edition but there should be.
Apparently the movie wasn't that big a hit in the states.

*part where dude gets dragged out of the limmo by a complete stranger towards another blacked out limmo*

DUDE:- "hey....we gotta beverage here mannnnn"!!
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POLICE:- "So mr Lebowski what was stolen"?

DUDE:- "just some tapes, my briefcase"

POLICE:- "YOUR BRIEFCASE" "WHAT WAS IN THE BRIEFCASE"?

DUDE:- "Oh just some stuff" "papers" "business papers"

POLICE:- "And your job Mr Lebowski"

DUDE:- "UNEMPLOYED,,,,I'M UNEMPLOYED"

RICH LEBOWSKI:- "Thats your problem Mr Lebowski..if"....

DUDE:- "Look man i'm not Mr Lebowski, your Mr Lebowski..i'm the Dude man...So thats what you call me you know"
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DONNY:- "His names Lebowski...thats your name dude"

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WALTER:- My buddies didn't die face down in the mud for that scrubber ..that h**.

[TheBigApple]

MAUDE "well you can guess what happens next"

DUDE "he fixes the cable"

Originally posted by monkeyboy73
MAUDE "well you can guess what happens next"

DUDE "he fixes the cable"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Kazuya Mishima]

The Dude goes to retrieve his car:

I just wondered if you, like, had any leads...

Leads? They got four more detectives down at the station working on the case. They got us working in shifts! HAHAHAHAA! LEADS!

"It really tied the room together."

"The Dude abides... the Dude abides."

(had to watch this one again over the weekend)

"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

"Fu**in' A!"

"This guy peed on it."

"Donnie, please!"

Has anyone ever noticed what the date is on the cheque the dude is writing out in the store @ the beginning?
Wierd or what?

His Dudeness.

[Gordon @ Convergent AV]

Date: Sept 11th............(yes the date Bush Snr is talking on radio on this film is Sept11th......)

Dude: " This agression will not stand!"
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The Stranger: There's a man of his time, there's a man of his time....and he may be a lazy man, and the dude is a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, there's man.......there's a man.......well, I've lost my train of thought..."
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There are books about the cinematography and scripting of this film in the shops. I believe it is actually taught at film school! I'm going to go buy the books to read now.........

Gordon

P.S


Bunny : "I'll suck your cock for $1000, but Brad can't watch or he has to pay $100"

Dude: I'm just going to the cash machine

"what the rug pee-ers did this"?
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"yeah you know" ("i am the walrus") "yeah like..you know" ("i am the walrus") "its like..like..you know" ("i am the walrus")
"DONNY SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
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"DUDE....ITS LIKE DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND DUDE"!!
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"Hey, nice Marmet!"

When the germans catch him in the bath and throw it in with the dude.

Don't ask me why but me and my mates **** ourselves at that everytime!

Too many qoutes from this film, never ceases to make me laugh

Originally posted by mr_fantazmo
"Hey, nice Marmet!"

When the germans catch him in the bath and throw it in with the dude.

Don't ask me why but me and my mates **** ourselves at that everytime!

Too many qoutes from this film, never ceases to make me laugh

"They're amatures dude" " they throw an aquatic mammal into the bath tub & were meant to sh*t ourselves"

"OH WHAT ARE YOU A PARK RANGER NOW"...."THEY'RE GONNA CUT OFF MY JOHNSON MAN"!!

"whataya need that for dude"?

"donny shut the f**k up"!!!!!!!