Your funniest football moment

**Hillskill** · 30-04-2009, 9:02 AM

So i posted this over in the one of the Gaming forums and it suddenly struck me it might be a nice way to get through a thursday (technically my friday

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Originally Posted by Hillskill

one of the funniest moments in football I ever witnessed was when Palace took on United @ Old Trafford about 4/5 years. It had all gone quiet as we were 3 nil down (shock horror !

) a young lad who was sitting next to me, can only have been about 15. He stands on his chair and starts to chant at united fans all by himself.

"We'll see you back home in Surrey. Back home in Suuuuuureeey, We'll see you back home in Surrey"

About 6000 away fans **** themselves laughing and joined in

So what is your funniest football moment ?

**Hillskill** · 30-04-2009, 10:32 AM

About 5 years ago, Palace played West Ham @ selhurst park on the Easter Monday. 2nd half was about to begin and myself, my girlfriend and a mate were watching the teams head back to the benches from our seats in the directors box. Some bloke a couple of rows behind us starts shouting........(replace rubbish with the Obv swear word!)

"Oi !! Brian Deane !!! YOUR RUBBISH !!!"

Brian Deane looks up laughs to himself and ignores the bloke and sits down.

"Oi !! Pardew !! PAAAAARDDDDEEEEWWWWW !!! YOUR RUBBISH MATE !!!

Pardew simply rolls his eyes and sits on the bench.

"LOMAS !!!! LOMASSSSSSSS !!!!! YOUR RUBBBBBBBBBISHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH !!!!

Lomas stops dead in his tracks, looks up, grabs himself (you know where

) and then starts making "Loadsa money" gestures at the bloke.

Even the Stewards were laughing

neilios · 30-04-2009, 1:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hillskill

So i posted this over in the one of the Gaming forums and it suddenly struck me it might be a nice way to get through a thursday (technically my friday

)

So what is your funniest football moment ?

One of my funniest moments is when a palace fan claimed they had 6000 fans

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ed_mcl · 30-04-2009, 4:03 PM

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Originally Posted by neilios

One of my funniest moments is when a palace fan claimed they had 6000 fans

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Sicknote10 · 30-04-2009, 4:11 PM

Back in 96/97 season, Woking vs Hayes evening game, when about 18 minutes into it I suddenly see Woking player Kevan Brown half disappear down a hole in the pitch that had opened up! Game was abandoned...

Think it was the drainage system had collapsed in that spot, and further scans of the pitch showed a few more places it was about to happen in
Was even a what happened next on Question of Sport

**mabo** · 01-05-2009, 9:30 AM

In response;

**johnscarlet** · 01-05-2009, 9:46 AM

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In response;

1 Man Utd 33 15 1 1 41 13 9 4 3 20 10 38 77
2 Liverpool 34 10 7 0 35 12 11 4 2 31 14 40 74

Old Trafford cheering John Terry's every touch , you had to be there

Scholes18 · 01-05-2009, 9:59 AM

FA cup 4th Round 1999

Liverpool lead 1-0

Scholes+solskjaers last minute winner = crying scousers

There had to be a city one as well mind ,

City play liverpool and are drawing 2-2 at anfield as alan ball tells his players that a draw will do. City promptly stick it in the corners for several minutes.

Course he had got his sums right yeah? err no

Score stays 2-2 and city get relegated

**mabo** · 01-05-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Scholes18

FA cup 4th Round 1999

Liverpool lead 1-0

Scholes+solskjaers last minute winner = crying scousers

You had to go back 10 years for a comparable win?

Did any see when Pompey were beating Milan 2-0 and the crowd started chanting "Are you Bournemouth in disguise?" Always nice to see the world's best getting ridiculed.

I also always let out a small giggle whenever Ashley Cole gets booed wherever he goes.

Abbeygoo · 01-05-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Scholes18

There had to be a city one as well mind ,

City play liverpool and are drawing 2-2 at anfield as alan ball tells his players that a draw will do. City promptly stick it in the corners for several minutes.

It was at Maine Road

not as funny as the "must win" game we had in May 1998 - home to QPR and we need to win to avoid relegation to Division 3 ..... Jamie Pollock heads home a tremendous own goal to virtually relegate us .... mind you, I didn't laugh at the time.

Chrisoldinho · 01-05-2009, 10:25 AM

Without a doubt for me it's a third eye from Soccer AM.

YouTube - ref gets electrocuted

**mabo** · 01-05-2009, 10:34 AM

What about the kid that tricked Gerrard with the old hand shake joke. He even gives him a wink afterwards.

YouTube - Cheeky kid "hand-shake" with Steven Gerrard

abdus · 01-05-2009, 10:39 AM

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Without a doubt for me it's a third eye from Soccer AM.

.....ube.com/watch?v=bIZwlBD2j3w]YouTube - ref gets electrocuted - ref gets electrocuted

kopchoir · 01-05-2009, 11:15 AM

I always have a little chuckle on a few things especially when watching man u on the telly its like a morgue until someone shouts if you all hate scousers clap your hands and it errupts into a chorus of hand clapping and there is always christmas and bonfire night build a bonfire and feed the scousers let them know its christmas time. Its the only time there is a song at old trafford its always nice to hear the away fans whoever they may be singing you`ll never walk alone at OT it always gives me a little giggle but not to be outdone the scousers have their own little element of funny little quips

How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
570,001. That is 1 to change it, 70,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.

At the end of the day its only banter but always gives me a chuckle

Scholes18 · 01-05-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Abbeygoo

It was at Maine Road

not as funny as the "must win" game we had in May 1998 - home to QPR and we need to win to avoid relegation to Division 3 ..... Jamie Pollock heads home a tremendous own goal to virtually relegate us .... mind you, I didn't laugh at the time.

Maine road eh? darn i must have slept since then

hehe

I cant believe i forgot phil babbs effort against chelsea

YouTube - PAINFULL - Phil Babb

Andy gray in commentary saying something along the lines of " i felt that up here "

neilios · 01-05-2009, 12:02 PM

This still makes me chuckle
Kick Face Goal Soccer Player Kicks Ball Goooaaaal Funny :: Random Videos

Apparently he broke his nose aswell.

I can remember one trip away abroad watching leeds we decided to hide this lads bag with his clothes in ,he was naked in bed ,when he got up he was looking high and low for his stuff ,he ended up cuttung a hole in one of the blankets popping it over his head making a poncho type outfit and walking round rome looking for a clothes shop.

**johnscarlet** · 01-05-2009, 10:07 PM

Please host images on your own webspace/photobucket/imageshack etc etc

that means you Kopchoir and Avinitski

Filipino · 02-05-2009, 9:12 AM

Top class finish YouTube - Iwelumo's Epic Miss

jon12355 · 02-05-2009, 9:25 AM

Peter Devine's penalty

Woodywizz · 02-05-2009, 12:25 PM

I always liked this one :

[youtube]4Vtjf4SWr2E[/youtube]

**Chaos** · 02-05-2009, 7:57 PM

I've spent hours laughing at this one.

YouTube - World's worst goalkeeper

jon12355 · 02-05-2009, 8:45 PM

Camp Ref

YouTube - Camp Referee

**Hillskill** · 05-05-2009, 7:41 PM

The Benitez one gets me everytime.....He's Magic !

SteveAWOL · 05-05-2009, 9:45 PM

Jose Mourinho' take on Arsenal signing Arshavin

YouTube - Arse-Shavin - Special 1 TV (EP02)

fcz · 05-05-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kopchoir

I always have a little chuckle on a few things especially when watching man u on the telly its like a morgue until someone shouts if you all hate scousers clap your hands and it errupts into a chorus of hand clapping and there is always christmas and bonfire night build a bonfire and feed the scousers let them know its christmas time. Its the only time there is a song at old trafford its always nice to hear the away fans whoever they may be singing you`ll never walk alone at OT it always gives me a little giggle but not to be outdone the scousers have their own little element of funny little quips

How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
570,001. That is 1 to change it, 70,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.

At the end of the day its only banter but always gives me a chuckle

i seem to remember this season, when liverpool where top of the league and didn't get the result they wanted, the famous kop booed their team off the pitch??!! at least the 'man ure' fans haven't dropped to those depths yet

ed_mcl · 05-05-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fcz

i seem to remember this season, when liverpool where top of the league and didn't get the result they wanted, the famous kop booed their team off the pitch??!! at least the 'man ure' fans haven't dropped to those depths yet

Didn't the Liverpool fans also lose their voices when they were getting beat by Chelsea in the Champion's League?

reddevil63 · 05-05-2009, 10:56 PM

Funniest moment was watching Arsenal fans leaving the Emirates 25 mins before the end of the game tonight!

Dan2008 · 05-05-2009, 11:06 PM

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Funniest moment was watching Arsenal fans leaving the Emirates 25 mins before the end of the game tonight!

HAHA got to agree! Think it was all over by the 12th minute

FazerThou · 06-05-2009, 8:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Scholes18

Maine road eh? darn i must have slept since then

hehe

I cant believe i forgot phil babbs effort against chelsea

YouTube - PAINFULL - Phil Babb

Andy gray in commentary saying something along the lines of " i felt that up here "

I remembet this, just cant bring myself too watch it again