[jason g]

does anyone feel that a lot of rules nowadays are rubbish?
saw gattuso on free-kicks 4 yards aways when the ball was struck so i thought i would give my view on some rules that should be in place.
just for a bit of fun.

1) 15 yards away on free kicks as most teams move before the balls taken.

2) goalkeepers not allowed to come out of the penalty areas.

3) all free kicks out side the area to be DIRECT, why should u have to pass it when u have been fouled in on goal?

4) free kick requiring a wall should not be taken without the whistle been blown first.

5) yellow cards not counting for any finals (ala scholes etc tonight) if picked up in semis.

6) goalkeepers only under the 6 second rule to kick the ball out of his area once ALL THE OPPOSING PLAYERS are out of the area, then he has 6 seconds to kick it.

7) any diving in the match spotted after the game reported to the league etc and a 2 match ban to be given to the said player, as was done recently to adriano by the italian league for diving against roma.

8) no substitutions to be made after 90 mins is up to stop managers playing for time, even if a genuine injury has occured, they will have to play without the man.

9) any player trying to fool the ref by claiming to be injured should have to stay on the sideline for the same amount of time he was on the floor injured, for e.g. if hes down for 3 mins he stays off the pitch for 3 mins.

anyone have any rules u would like to see?

[CFC1]

There's only one rule that needs changing ... the one that Jose correctly identified....one penalty rule for manure and another one for the rest of us!

[SILVERBACK]

ding ding ROUND ONE

[jason g]

Originally Posted by CFC1

There's only one rule that needs changing ... the one that Jose correctly identified....one penalty rule for manure and another one for the rest of us!

i noticed during the season that chelsea stopped getting penaltys once drogba stopped diving and robben and j.cole were out injured.

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by jason g

i noticed during the season that chelsea stopped getting penaltys once drogba stopped diving and robben and j.cole were out injured.

Mate, truth is, we never got any when they were doing their dying swan acts!

[jason g]

Originally Posted by CFC1

Mate, truth is, we never got any when they were doing their dying swan acts!

some fine oscar winning performances from those 3 though wasnt there?

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by jason g

some fine oscar winning performances from those 3 though wasnt there?

Mate, they were supporting oscars ... Ronaldo and Gerrard are the best actor material!

[Steven]

rotfl at CFC. Almost as funny as Maureen herself!

As for the OP, I stopped reading after rule 2. I mean Why stop there? Strap them to the posts and put a piece of food on them for Rooney to pick the scent up of!

[jason g]

Originally Posted by LFC_SL

As for the OP, I stopped reading after rule 2. I mean

isnt the fact that u have just posted make it a response?

Originally Posted by CFC1

Mate, they were supporting oscars ... Ronaldo and Gerrard are the best actor material!

not after seeing drogba geting shot from the sniper in the crowd yesterday...
u can almost hear the music from platoon in the background.

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by jason g

....not after seeing drogba geting shot from the sniper in the crowd yesterday...
u can almost hear the music from platoon in the background.

He meant nothing by it ... it was a dressing room bet, that's all!

[jason g]

Originally Posted by CFC1

He meant nothing by it ... it was a dressing room bet, that's all!

i thought he had caught fire the way he was rolling around on the floor.

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by jason g

i thought he had caught fire the way he was rolling around on the floor.

I think Drogs is far too easily criticised! .. Has anyone stopped to consider that he may just have a low pain threshold?

[jason g]

Originally Posted by CFC1

I think Drogs is far too easily criticised! .. Has anyone stopped to consider that he may just have a low pain threshold?

more like brittle bone disease, one touch and he turns to sand.

[SILVERBACK]

Originally Posted by CFC1

Mate, they were supporting oscars ... Ronaldo and Gerrard are the best actor material!

i think gerrard hits the deck to much myself and that is usually a sign we have run out of idea`s or time.but to cast him in the same league as DROGBA SWEET BABY JESUS YOU MUST BE MAD.drogba is the only fella i know who can get hit by a bal in the facel and make it look like he`s been twatted by oscar delahoya.its cringe worthy at times to watch him as a none chelsea fan so i would imagine to actually have him in your team and constantly doing it must be terrible.add to that Maureen is off the bench with milli seconds making sure hi slittle flower is ok when its painfully obvious **** all is wrong with him

i think drogba is a hypochondriac and has watched unbreakable,he has contracted what samuel l jackson had and now he fears for his bones at the slightest of touches lol.what was interesting about watching drogba was the first half he was running for balls that went out of play (for either team) if he was near them and then when things got a little worse for the blues he started hitting the deck.

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by SILVERBACK

i think gerrard hits the deck to much myself and that is usually a sign we have run out of idea`s or time.but to cast him in the same league as DROGBA SWET BABY JESUS YOU MUST BE MAD.drogba is the only fella i know who can get hit by a ball and make it look like he`s been twatted by oscar delahoya.its cringeworthy at times to wtch him as a none chelsea fan so i would imgine to actually have him in your team and constantly doing it must be terrible.add to that maureen is off the bench with milli seconds making sure hi slittle flower is ok when its painfully obvious **** all is wrong with him

You're partly right.....

what a win well done milan, all we need now is milan to beat the mickey's and last night dosn't feel so bad.come on milan!.


ps: i see the winker has lost his smile LOL

[SILVERBACK]

Originally Posted by CFC1

You're partly right.....

[SILVERBACK]

Originally Posted by matti 5

what a win well done milan, all we need now is milan to beat the mickey's and last night dosn't feel so bad.come on milan!.
ps: i see the winker has lost his smile LOL

and now for the english translation ?

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by matti 5

ps: i see the winker has lost his smile LOL

We're talking Ronaldo here... right?

[jason g]

Originally Posted by jason g

more like brittle bone disease, one touch and he turns to sand.

Originally Posted by SILVERBACK

i think drogba is a hypochondriac and has watched unbreakable,he has contracted what samuel l jackson had and now he fears for his bones at the slightest of touches lol.

thought i had already said this above?

Originally Posted by CFC1

You're partly right.....

thought u may have mentioned gerrards 'TRIP' at sheff utd.

[CFC1]

Originally Posted by jason g

thought u may have mentioned gerrards 'TRIP' at sheff utd.

Nah, that wasn't Oscar material ... he barely won the Ballon D'or at Cannes for that one! ....