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BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD


Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but
Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.

My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.

[Steven]

I liked the 'child allowed to choose where to live by court' joke better