wots the worst thing anyone's done in anger on the golf course?

when i started a few years back, i was a very angry kid and broke clubs, swore, did everything if i had a bad shot (or 50!)

However, since then, i've been as good as the Pope on the course

until last friday when i broke my favourite club (titleist vokey 60 degree lob wedge)

, and in anger picked it up to throw it away. Unfortunately, i managed to catch the shaft of my club on my arm and ended up slashing it open. Although, i must say, the service at Mount Vernon Hospital in Northwood, though bland and rather dampning, was quick and efficient, so hats off to them