[Slickeeboy]

ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starters
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main Course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest Speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson : "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed

[klacey]

[po_man]

Got that through my inbox earlier ... did make me chuckle!!!

[Eddy.]

Haha, I'm a gooner, but that was pretty good.

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

[MusLoNDoN]

[QUOTE=Slickeeboy]ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starters
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main Course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Spurs fan by any chance? This was a good season against all odds and the champs league experience has finally proved we have what it takes and with a bit of luck in the future, who knows? Our prized possession has also been tied down Wonder what your prized possession is? Imodium perhaps?