Saw this post on another forum and thought it was quite funny

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Sol Campbell poked James McFadden
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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago
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Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ
Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like
Ben Foster Ditto z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments
-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps
-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads
-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago
Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago
Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
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Rio Ferdinand feels like a t** after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Defoe likes this.
Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Mr. Ferguson Likes This.
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Ryan Babel will be spitting on the mic tonight - 2 hours ago
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Mrs Ferguson is a proud grandmother - 30 seconds ago
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Cristiano Ronaldo sent flowers to Xabi Alonso
Cristiano Ronaldo sent a teddy bear to Alvaro Arbeloa
Cristiano Ronaldo sent heart shaped chocolates to Karim Benzema
Cristiano Ronaldo sent a Barbie doll to Ricardo Kaka
Cristiano Ronaldo super-hugged Iker Casillas
Cristiano Ronaldo poked Xabi Alonso
Xabi Alonso hopes one of his teammates would stop stalking him
5 minutes ago
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Cristiano Ronaldo thinks his new teammates are beautiful and is excited for tomorrows training session.
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Daniel Agger became a fan of PAIN. -2 seconds ago. Martin Skrtel took the when will you die quiz and the result is , 'you wont'. - 1 minute ago. Phillip Degen became a fan of 'Calling in sick at work.' - 5 minutes ago. Fabio Aurelio likes this.
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Daneille Lloyd is ill 36 minutes ago
Ryan Babel is worried. 32 minutes ago
Teddy Sheringham is worried. 31 minutes ago
Armand Traore is worried. 18 minutes ago
Jamie O-Hara is worried. 7 minutes ago
Marcus Bent is worried. 4 minutes ago
Jermaine Defoe is worried. 3 minutes ago
John O-Shea is not worried. 12 seconds ago
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Cristiano Ronaldo ignored Alex Ferguson's friend request
Franck Ribery ignored Alex Ferguson's friend request
David Villa ignored Alex Ferguson's friend request
Karim Benzema ignored Alex Ferguson's friend request
Michael Owen accepted Alex Ferguson's friend request
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Jose Mourinho joined facebook - 5 minutes ago
Jose Mourinho became a fan of Jose Mourinho.-3 minutes ago
Jose Mourinho joined the group 'Jose Mourinho - The Special one' -2 minutes ago
Jose Mourinho joined the group 'Bring back Special 1 TV' - 1 minute ago
Jose Mourinho changed his religious views to Jose Mourinho - 50 seconds ago.
Jose Mourinho changed his political views to Jose Mourinho - 30 seconds ago.
Jose Mourinho is now in an open relationship with Jose Mourinho - 10 seconds ago
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Darren Bent became a fan of beachballs. - 2d 4h ago.
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steven gerrard just took a bow
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