Torres to 3 in a row League Champions

Miyazaki · 14-06-2009, 8:21 AM

According to the BBC rumour site Torres is linked with Manure.

If he goes I can see Liverpool finishing in the top 4 next year.

redcat1 · 14-06-2009, 9:04 AM

hell will freeze over before this happens.

**johnscarlet** · 14-06-2009, 9:20 AM

The Manure thing is so old. Have edited title.

Cheeky £50mil bid for both Torres & Gerrard is in order I think. Pay off this years interest and £8mil in the pocket of G&H

Hi-Def · 14-06-2009, 9:48 AM

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Originally Posted by johnscarlet

Cheeky £50mil bid for both Torres & Gerrard is in order I think. Pay off this years interest and £8mil in the pocket of G&H

btw interest payments are £36m a year so a nice £14m in the owners pockets

wonder how the phone call would go

Slur: Hello is that you Rafa
RB: yes
Slur: that Torres lad is a bit special
RB: yes
Slur: how much do you want for him
RB: You have £80m spare, no?
Slur: yep a whole £80m
RB: Go stick it up your a*se then.......................*click*

kopchoir · 14-06-2009, 9:50 AM

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Originally Posted by johnscarlet

The Manure thing is so old. Have edited title.

Cheeky £50mil bid for both Torres & Gerrard is in order I think. Pay off this years interest and £8mil in the pocket of G&H

£50 mil for both please

Sunday express it came from

fergie tried to sign fowler so many times he has no chance of buying torres or gerrard.
Even if the club accepted an offer i dont think either of them would move

**mabo** · 14-06-2009, 10:34 AM

Funniest story i've read in a while, no sources, he's already signed an improved contract to ward off potential suitors and the talk of debt coming into the equation fails to mention UTD's being almost double that of LFC's.

Christ, if Rafa says he won't sell Mascherano for £50 million to a foreign club then does anyone seriously think he'll let Torres go to his main rivals for £10 million less? It'd be career suicide for him and the owners to accept such an offer and i honestly don't think they're that dumb.

Slow news day?

*Wild Weasel* · 14-06-2009, 11:52 AM

Career suicide is right. It'd be like Howard Wilkinson selling Cantona to Man Utd. Hell, Fergie only rang up to ask about Lee Chapman.

**mabo** · 14-06-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wild Weasel

Career suicide is right. It'd be like Howard Wilkinson selling Cantona to Man Utd. Hell, Fergie only rang up to ask about Lee Chapman.

Yeah, but i doubt there'll be many stories about Torres sleeping with a team mates wife though.

Scott23 · 14-06-2009, 3:17 PM

or breaking his wife's ribs on a table during a bout of "passionate love making"

QuietRiot1983 · 14-06-2009, 5:36 PM

If Ronaldo is worth 80 million, Torres has got be twice that.

Se777eN · 14-06-2009, 5:41 PM

Torres with LFC forever

**Steven** · 14-06-2009, 6:58 PM

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Originally Posted by johnscarlet

The Manure thing is so old. Have edited title.

Cheeky £50mil bid for both Torres & Gerrard is in order I think. Pay off this years interest and £8mil in the pocket of G&H

Following on from the other thread, I think GG is working his way through the best of the usual made-up stories from newspapers having to fill blank columns... from last year

Nik555 · 14-06-2009, 7:27 PM

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Originally Posted by QuietRiot1983

If Ronaldo is worth 80 million, Torres has got be twice that.

Why, cos he scored a few goals in his first season, and was injured for most of the next

ed_mcl · 14-06-2009, 7:41 PM

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Originally Posted by QuietRiot1983

If Ronaldo is worth 80 million, Torres has got be twice that.

Kawsar17 · 15-06-2009, 10:48 AM

Torres will never be at man utd

minniepk17 · 15-06-2009, 11:42 AM

Not a chance in hell - sure man u will be linked with just about every top class player now that Ferguson has £80m burning a hole in his back pocket.

Dr Evilest · 15-06-2009, 1:09 PM

Torres aint going nowhere, never.

Anyone see his hat-trick last night!?!

Ok, it was against N. Zealand.

Coffin · 15-06-2009, 1:44 PM

Ask yourself how many top players in this mould have moved between the top four this past 10 years...and you see not many at all.

And no, Mikael Silvestre definitely doesn't count! I think Cashley Cole is the only one I can think of

Plus Utd have no Spanish flavour, stuff like this really matters to the foreign players

Dr Evilest · 15-06-2009, 1:49 PM

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Originally Posted by coffin137

Plus Utd have no Spanish flavour, stuff like this really matters to the foreign players

It matters a bit, money matters alot.

nextmans · 15-06-2009, 2:23 PM

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Originally Posted by coffin137

Ask yourself how many top players in this mould have moved between the top four this past 10 years...and you see not many at all.

And no, Mikael Silvestre definitely doesn't count! I think Cashley Cole is the only one I can think of

Plus Utd have no Spanish flavour, stuff like this really matters to the foreign players

Maybe not in the same mould but here are some that have moved...

Bolo Zenden...via middlesboro of course

Juan "shebastian" veron springs to mind too...

Lassana Diarra from Chelsea to Arsenal...

Knicker-less Anelka by the way of Arsenal, Real Madrid, PSG, to Liverpool, then to Man City, Bolton and finally Chelsea

Glen Johnson could be another quite soon...

nextmans · 15-06-2009, 2:24 PM

but back to the thread...this one wont happen!!

Coffin · 15-06-2009, 2:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nextmans

Maybe not in the same mould but here are some that have moved...

Sure I appreciate those..but only 2 players went direct between top 4 Clubs and Veron only played 5-6 games or so for Chelsea. Plus he wasn't on fire when he left the losing Club!

But as you say, this definitely won't happen!

After all stops Ferguson pulled to stop Heinze baked beans going to Pool there is no way José! that Benitez is going to entertain this one, for love or peseta

QuietRiot1983 · 15-06-2009, 4:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Nik555

Why, cos he scored a few goals in his first season, and was injured for most of the next

Silly me, I forgot he's only been playing football for 2 seasons...

fcz · 15-06-2009, 4:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hi-Def

or slur is throwing pebbles while rafa is throwing bricks through your window and signing up Tevez

maybe Rafa, signed him up, Rafa, Rafa, signed him up will be the chant next season

or maybe he will respect you lot but moving to citeh - lots of respect there LOL

they're welcome to him!!! his workrate and effort are second to none but his technical ability and goal scoring aren't good enough for united. (i do like him though.)

as for the chant it would be one of the more pleasant songs that lot could sing, not like the ones being sung at the spirit of shankly party recently!!!!

Nik555 · 15-06-2009, 5:01 PM

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Originally Posted by QuietRiot1983

Silly me, I forgot he's only been playing football for 2 seasons...

Oh so you followed him in Spain did you?

pixelpixel · 15-06-2009, 5:18 PM

United missed the boat 2 seasons ago. Now Tevz could be going Ronaldo is away and they are now feeling a bit spare up front.

Tores is staying he has just signed a new deal. Thats a nice £110000 a week.

All you need is a friend who once went to a football match and you could claim that as a close source to the club.

jabintendo · 15-06-2009, 5:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nik555

Oh so you followed him in Spain did you?

He was never that prolific in spain. Never close to getting golden boot in his time there.

Nik555 · 15-06-2009, 5:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jabintendo

He was never that prolific in spain. Never close to getting golden boot in his time there.

Exactly, so how is he worth £160 mil then?

Nik

pixelpixel · 15-06-2009, 5:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jabintendo

He was never that prolific in spain. Never close to getting golden boot in his time there.

Neither was Forlan for united but look what happen to him.

European golden boot for a second time.

**johnscarlet** · 16-06-2009, 1:11 PM

And there ends the thread. How long before I have to shut the other one I wonder

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