Be green, get the women

Artie Fufkin · 02-08-2007, 7:04 PM

Seems that a poll for "Nuts" magazine is showing that the best way to a woman's heart is by being environmentally friendly

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1,500 women [18-35] were asked what personality traits they found most attractive in men:

1. Caring about the environment
2. Sense of humour
3. Confidence
4. Intelligence
5. Well-travelled
6. Empathy / Understanding
7. Dress sense / Style
8. Ambition
9. Knowledge of current affairs
10. Good with children

Louise Prior, the mag's relationship guru, thinks eco awareness means a man isn't selfish. 'There's something sexy about a man who recycles, it shows that he cares about more than just himself and shows he has a sensitive side and thinks about the future,' she says.

Stephen Wilde · 02-08-2007, 7:07 PM

No, it just shows he is prepared to help with the housework.

That's always been the best ploy because they have less excuse to avoid going to bed.

pjclark1 · 02-08-2007, 7:37 PM

So where did "large penis" come on the list?

damo_in_sale · 02-08-2007, 8:45 PM

Big plasma and fast car does the trick too I bet

Steve.J.Davies · 02-08-2007, 9:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pjclark1

So where did "large penis" come on the list?

All over ? ?

Bilbob · 02-08-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve.J.Davies

All over ? ?

blearyeyes · 03-08-2007, 7:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pjclark1

So where did "large penis" come on the list?

Probably somewhere between 2 and 3!

paul1967 · 17-08-2007, 8:20 PM

If thats the case why is it ugly rich blokes can get looking women, have you ever seen babe at a eco rally,or an ugly poor bloke with a good looking woman.

Stephen Wilde · 17-08-2007, 8:54 PM

Remember that the question was directed at women.

They are hardly likely to be honest.

For most of them money trumps all.

Mine is a rare exception.

Mr Incredible · 17-08-2007, 9:14 PM

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1. Caring about the environment
2. Sense of humour
3. Confidence
4. Intelligence
5. Well-travelled
6. Empathy / Understanding
7. Dress sense / Style
8. Ambition
9. Knowledge of current affairs
10. Good with children

Armed with these nuggets in any order, what would be the perfect (funny) chat up story you could think of?

Starter for 10 (in order I hasten to add!!). (Really guys this IS meant as a tongue in cheek laugh and is not a reflection on opinions I hold about anyone in particular or of the forum in general. it's a laugh!)

Hi, the name's Incredible, Mr Incredible and I've just joined the AVForums "Combating Man Made Global Warming" forum; you should sign up too! Caring about the environment Even though you may subscribe to MMGW, don't worry about denialists waving their Troll placards,Sense of humour they're swiftly but fairly dealt with by a new moderator in there Confidence. We recently discussed the merits of whether MMGW denialists should have their own forum, but I'm intelligent enough to know that a mod's decision is final Intelligence. I was flattered to be invited to embark on an expedition of unknown destination when I was told to "**** off out of here" by a member who disagreed with an opinion I expressed Well-travelled. But I don't feel bad about him, he can't help it Empathy / Understanding and besides wearing women's underwear and suspenders is not something I'd be caught doing Dress sense / Style. One day I'd like to be a mod and wield the axe of reason to spam and trollers:- it's a mod's duty to keep the thread troll free Ambition. Did you know that the new SVS PC13 Ultra subwoofers are close to being shipped to the UK? Knowledge of current affairs I'd like one myself, but apparently the output is so low and loud it damages sperm Good with children. I don't believe that for one minute as it's only Nimby's 4 x IB's that can do that! Can I buy you a drink?

Stephen Wilde · 17-08-2007, 9:26 PM

Well apart from offering to buy the drink you are a total failure because you forgot to demonstrate extreme wealth.

Otherwise a very apt post.

All you needed to do is invite her to a weekend on your yacht moored in Monaco harbour.

Mr Incredible · 17-08-2007, 9:28 PM

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....you forgot to demonstrate extreme wealth.

As it wasn't in the top 10 list, I felt I was justified in not over egging the pudding!

Corey USA · 17-08-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Incredible

Armed with these nuggets in any order, what would be the perfect (funny) chat up story you could think of?

Starter for 10 (in order I hasten to add!!). (Really guys this IS meant as a tongue in cheek laugh and is not a reflection on opinions I hold about anyone in particular or of the forum in general. it's a laugh!)

Hi, the name's Incredible, Mr Incredible and I've just joined the AVForums "Combating Man Made Global Warming" forum; you should sign up too! Caring about the environment Even though you may subscribe to MMGW, don't worry about denialists waving their Troll placards,Sense of humour they're swiftly but fairly dealt with by a new moderator in there Confidence. We recently discussed the merits of whether MMGW denialists should have their own forum, but I'm intelligent enough to know that a mod's decision is final Intelligence. I was flattered to be invited to embark on an expedition of unknown destination when I was told to "**** off out of here" by a member who disagreed with an opinion I expressed Well-travelled. But I don't feel bad about him, he can't help it Empathy / Understanding and besides wearing women's underwear and suspenders is not something I'd be caught doing Dress sense / Style. One day I'd like to be a mod and wield the axe of reason to spam and trollers:- it's a mod's duty to keep the thread troll free Ambition. Did you know that the new SVS PC13 Ultra subwoofers are close to being shipped to the UK? Knowledge of current affairs I'd like one myself, but apparently the output is so low and loud it damages sperm Good with children. I don't believe that for one minute as it's only Nimby's 4 x IB's that can do that! Can I buy you a drink?

Good one

Nimby · 18-08-2007, 8:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Incredible

I don't believe that for one minute as it's only Nimby's 4 x IB's that can do that! Can I buy you a drink?

So? Size does matter? I knew it would in the end.

Thanks! I'll have a pint of "Winter Ale".

Mr Incredible · 18-08-2007, 10:19 AM

Of course size matters!!

Mr Incredible · 18-08-2007, 5:30 PM

Nimby, why was "you tart!!" removed from my last post?

It's been a long time phrase used in Only Fools and Horses between Del and Rodney. Have a listen!! http://www.geocities.com/bhg1967/tv/tart.wav

Not that I would necessarily want to display signs of brotherly love, but the phrase is used in jest between friends. Not sure why you'd want to remove it TBH.

Nimby · 18-08-2007, 5:51 PM

Sorry Bob.

Rule 13 (?)

Thou shalt not assaulte ye olde moderatore verbally.

I never watched OF&H.

Hated it.

So I didn't understand the reference.

Even if I reacted a little too hastily in this case I still cannot bring myself to be described as a "tart".

Mr Incredible · 18-08-2007, 6:40 PM

Well at least if you hear it again you'll know it's not meant as an assault! You ****.

Nimby · 18-08-2007, 8:20 PM

****!

How did you get promoted to Mr Incredible?

I always wanted to become Captain Nemo and sink gin palaces at marinas.

Think of the fun if you had the Nautilus! Like a knife through butter!

Mr Incredible · 19-08-2007, 9:52 AM

I went on an afternoon's and evening's drinking sessions with a number of guys in here: Kieron, Abbeygoo, Woodywizz, Signs & Pave and they all agreed I looked like my Avatar! As "Malice" was an online gaming name it really was not in keeping with my "persona" in here! So I asked Ian J to change! The rest is history , as they say!!