[the_pauley]

WARNING! Rude story!!!
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Hoot of a tale circulating after Live 8...

Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervaise was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.

Ricky: "Have we met before?"
Paris: "Im Paris Hilton"
Ricky: "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognise you without a c**k your mouth."

Exit Paris in a huff.

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[chachi]

OMG ... wifey is cracking up

[FeisalK]

LOL! erm.. what would Paris know about working in an office?