schindlers list

[mcmullanbrush]

come on spielberg
give us schindlers list on dvd.


i am assuming mr spielberg is a member of this forum

Originally posted by mcmullanbrush
come on spielberg
give us schindlers list on dvd.

Me haven't seen that film. Is it about a sinking ship ?

[pointon]

It's about a Schopping trip.

ooh I'll buy that one then.

[Cool-hand]

The porno version is available at play. Search for 'Schindlers Fist'!


















Poor taste man....

[s9s]

I think, since the film has a TRUE and serious theme to it, that all moronic manipulations of the film title sholud be left to the imbocile, unamignative imaginations of the members heads rather than this forum??

Unless u beg to differ, in which case im waiting.

[Ian J]

Originally posted by s9s
sholud be left to the imbocile, unamignative

Your posts might make more sense if you leave the sauce alone first

[Confucius]

I've been in several elevators made by a company called Schindler, which would make them Schindler's Lifts.

[mcmullanbrush]

Apparently there was a comedy sketch called "Schindlers Lost" which features Mr and Mrs Schindler frantically driving around Poland looking for the train station where the Jews had been dropped off.

Apparently, Schindler's father made several films of his son during his school years.

I believe the first was a short film about his son's first 500m race at school. It was called "Schindler's Last".

When his son began to play for the school football team, he is also rumoured to have filmed a penalty shootout in which his son unsuccessfully took one of the penalties. He called it "Schindler's Missed".

A few years later, I believe he filmed events related to a rather large boil that appeared on his son's face. He called it "Schindler's Cyst".

Once the boil disappeared, Schindler was able to attend a school dance. Towards the end of the evening, a rather attractive young lady began to make advances towards Schindler Jr. His father was there to film it of course, and he called the film "Schindler's Kissed".

It is also rumoured that Schindler's father made a movie called "Schindler's Pi55ed", in which he captured the entire evening of his son's first trip to a public house.

Once Schindler had left school, I understand that he marketed his own brand of gravy granules for many years, under the name "Schindler's Bisto". But I am unsure of the truth of this.

[Ian J]

Mr God,

According to the forum rules you are only allowed to use one joke at a time as you have shortend this thread by using them all up at once.

No doubt pointon will manage to come up with something once he has recovered from his hangover.

Originally posted by s9s
members heads

There's a joke in there somewhere....


Ian, I was unaware of that particular forum rule. I shall do my best to observe it in future.

[mcmullanbrush]

Suirrel

You forgot to mention young Oscars speech impediment "Schindlers Lisp"

[pointon]

I don't recall any of the above events, but I do recall a story I heard a while ago about the guy after the war. He ate some bad Mexican food which gave him a bit of a bad time, they say he walked around followed by 'Schindler's Mist' for days after.

I hear that there is a new uncut version of the rather voyeuristic "Schindler's Wrist" due out soon (anamorphic as well).