Sexist thread for the blokes - girls who DON'T do it for you

RMCF · 04-03-2009, 10:06 PM

Chatting about Suzy from the Gadget Show on another thread got me thinking about what women from TV/film/music that many fantasize about that I can't see the appeal in at all.

So will start with hairy faced Suzy who a lot of people seem to be mad about.

Next is Helen Chamberlain off Soccer AM - again never saw the attraction. Caked in makeup with her face a different colour to her neck. And too much of a lad for my liking.

Add Naomi Campbell, Madonna, Kate Moss to the list for now.

meansizzler · 04-03-2009, 10:15 PM

Where do I start!

Beyonce Knowles

Naomi cambell - didn't noice it was in the above post...

Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie)

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Ellison

Scarlett Johansson

The girl from no doubt

Pamela what's her name Anderson

The two mentioned below, but there too obvious to post..

Dony · 04-03-2009, 10:15 PM

Interesting topic

I'm sure as the thread progresses I think of load, but for now I'll say Victoria Beckham and Jordan. The do nothing for me.

Someone else who I never understood why she was considered beautiful was Princess Diana. There's much better at the parent teacher meetings in my kids school

(I was at a parent/teacher night earlier

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JonnyTester · 04-03-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dony

I'm sure as the thread progresses I think of load, but for now I'll say Victoria Beckham and Jordan.

And all of Girls Aloud, especially the ginger one (she looks like a ginger Joker), Kylie and Dannii, Jennifer Lopez, Carol Vorderman (YUK!), Lucy Pinder, in fact any of those "glamour" models, Christine Bleakley... I could probably go on for quite a while so I'll end it there.

**Steven** · 04-03-2009, 10:39 PM

Surely you ought to post up a picture of yourself as well in the interests of disclosure?

montybaber · 04-03-2009, 10:42 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker, looks like a pasty jester IMO

horrified at the girls aloud post though

**Theydon Bois** · 04-03-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RMCF

....So will start with hairy faced Suzy who a lot of people seem to be mad about.

Disagree on that one mate...

Suzi Perry Gallery

Oooo I could talk about gadgets all day with that lovely lady....

dunks517 · 04-03-2009, 10:48 PM

Lorraine Kelly.

Edit: Oh I thought it was for girls who do it for you!

wellladida · 04-03-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by meansizzler

Where do I start!

Beyonce Knowles

Naomi cambell - didn't noice it was in the above post...

Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie)

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Ellison

Scarlett Johansson

The girl from no doubt

Pamela what's her name Anderson

The two mentioned below, but there too obvious to post..

Your having a laugh she is stunning

Mr Incredible · 04-03-2009, 10:50 PM

I know she bats for the other team, even so,.... Claire Balding.

Ed Selley · 04-03-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnyTester

And all of Girls Aloud, especially the ginger one (she looks like a ginger Joker), Kylie and Dannii, Jennifer Lopez, Carol Vorderman (YUK!), Lucy Pinder, in fact any of those "glamour" models, Christine Bleakley... I could probably go on for quite a while so I'll end it there.

About 18 months ago, I travelled opposite Nicola Roberts on a tube. When not dressed like a demented sex toy and looking like a "normal" person I will go on record as thinking she looked rather pretty.

Steve N · 04-03-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by meansizzler

Beyonce Knowles

Naomi cambell - didn't noice it was in the above post...

Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie)

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Ellison

Scarlett Johansson

The girl from no doubt

Pamela what's her name Anderson

The two mentioned below, but there too obvious to post..

Georgeous Gwen

Drooooollll

BenchyUK · 04-03-2009, 11:06 PM

Danii Minogue
Beyonce Knowles
Jodi Marsh
Paris Hilton
Nichola from Girls Aloud
Vanessa Hutchins
Mariah Carey

None of them do it for me

jassco · 04-03-2009, 11:14 PM

can't believe nobody has mentioned Angelina Jolie. yes she was nice about 10 years ago, but is rancid now. i know loads of people won't agree with me

danmc_82 · 04-03-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by wellladida

Your having a laugh she is stunning

Nahh not at all. Shes plane Jane.

danmc_82 · 04-03-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jassco

can't believe nobody has mentioned Angelina Jolie. yes she was nice about 10 years ago, but is rancid now. i know loads of people won't agree with me

Perceval · 04-03-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jassco

can't believe nobody has mentioned Angelina Jolie. yes she was nice about 10 years ago, but is rancid now. i know loads of people won't agree with me

You're gay right?

Just kidding

pandemic · 04-03-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jassco

can't believe nobody has mentioned Angelina Jolie. yes she was nice about 10 years ago, but is rancid now. i know loads of people won't agree with me

I actually agree with that, starting to look like a dude now :P

Perceval · 04-03-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bla5er

I actually agree with that, starting to look like a dude now :P

You must be all going mad

If god ever made a perfect beauty, Angelina would be it.

Given her efforts for charity she also appears to be beautiful on the inside.

Isn't opinioon a winderful and jaded thing

dunks517 · 04-03-2009, 11:54 PM

I bet that this thread will disappear just like the much lamented and sorely missed 'Get Your Girlfriends/Wives out for the lads'.

How I miss those heady days...

danmc_82 · 04-03-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bla5er

I actually agree with that, starting to look like a dude now :P

Is it the way she holds the gun? http://whatspikelikes.files.wordpres...lina_jolie.jpg

Hi-Def · 05-03-2009, 12:03 AM

Kate Moss - Same here dont get it
Naomi Campbell - don't get it at all - ugly
Helen Chamberlain - What i would call standard
Claire Balding - who the hell fantasies about her???
Jodi Marsh - ugly nose makes her whole face look weird, horrible voice but great body
Gwen Stefani -

Paris Hilton - Her sister Nikcy is much better looking
Lorraine Kelly -

Frida Pinto(sp?) - not in the slightest

Ginger one from girls aloud - too pasty and hair is a bit too ginger not a good combination

Jolie does not look like a man she did get too skinny in wanted but you save your best fantasies for a women like her lol

Perceval · 05-03-2009, 12:05 AM

Just to add to the thread:

I find the following so called beauties revolting:

Paris Hilton
Katy Perry (nasty piece of work)
All members of girls aloud except the Bradford born lass

etc...etc......

Beauty though is a very fickle thing. The most beautiful girl I have ever known was physically attractive but no stunning beauty.

Yet she could have almost any man eating out of the palm of her hand in minutes.

I resisted thank God, but still know her and at 38 she has become even more attractive IMO.

Intelligence is the greatest aphrodisiac for me.

Artie Fufkin · 05-03-2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ed Selley

About 18 months ago, I travelled opposite Nicola Roberts on a tube. When not dressed like a demented sex toy and looking like a "normal" person I will go on record as thinking she looked rather pretty.

Ed, when you are dressed like a demented sex toy does your opinion of Nicola change?

Perceval · 05-03-2009, 12:57 AM

Without me resorting to Google, who the heck is Nicola Roberts?

Ned Senior · 05-03-2009, 1:03 AM

I watched a movie on HDDVD "house of wax"
What a spottiffied ugly dog Paris Hilton looked in HD

EDIT google does no favours to nahcola roberts

meansizzler · 05-03-2009, 3:28 AM

Have you seen her in Alexandra? not the prettiest lass out there, people just like her cause of her oversize breasts

Just kidding[/QUOTE]

Deadringers · 05-03-2009, 3:31 AM

im going to be honest here guys...right now after having started drinking at 2 yesterday afternoon anything looks good to me right now

Deadringers · 05-03-2009, 3:35 AM

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Originally Posted by anwarsadat

You must be all going mad

If god ever made a perfect beauty, Angelina would be it.

Given her efforts for charity she also appears to be beautiful on the inside.

Isn't opinioon a winderful and jaded thing

anwarsadat i watched wanted on normal dvd and she looked hot..then saw it on bluray...it ruined her for me!

made her ugly!

eric pisch · 05-03-2009, 8:00 AM

tara palmer tomkinson - vacuous horse faced waste of oxygen

carole thatcher - should be banned from tv for being unnessisarily ugly

paris hilton - looked v good in one night in paris