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"You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"

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Old 04-03-2009, 9:44 PM   #1
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"You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
And this psycho woman did just that!

BBC NEWS | England | Tyne | Woman 'bit off' partner's tongue
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Old 05-03-2009, 8:21 AM   #2
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
they guy obviously needs medical help, he has to be a sandwich short of a picnic if hes sleeping with that ...
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Old 05-03-2009, 8:27 AM   #3
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
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she bit down hard on his tongue...he pulled back, and the tongue had come clean off in her mouth.

/shivers
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Old 05-03-2009, 10:29 AM   #4
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
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they guy obviously needs medical help, he has to be a sandwich short of a picnic if hes sleeping with that ...
haha
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:59 AM   #5
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
do you think she'll go down?


.. found my coat
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Old 05-03-2009, 1:21 PM   #6
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do you think she'll go down?
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Old 05-03-2009, 1:32 PM   #7
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
He's lucky she was not kneeling down at the time she bit him.
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Old 05-03-2009, 1:51 PM   #8
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
Not really a big fan of Tongue, saying that, I'm partial to a bit of Belly draft.
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Old 05-03-2009, 4:22 PM   #9
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they guy obviously needs medical help, he has to be a sandwich short of a picnic if hes sleeping with that ...
The report says that it took two bottles of vodka

Cheers,

Nigel
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Old 05-03-2009, 5:01 PM   #10
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
It was a malicious attack. And now the poor victim will be forever reminded of that bearded tongueless pirate with the parrot in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
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Old 06-03-2009, 7:02 PM   #11
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Re: "You didn't impregnate me... so you lose your tongue!"
Euuck. All I could think of was how gross she looked in the photo, never mind the tongue thing. But, saying that, we do not know what he looks like. Perhaps they are well matched.
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