[Leej]

On valentines day my son got a card. He had made a card that he sent to her. Later that day there was a knock on the door to which I answered and there was a man there with his daughter.

He said his daughter had made a special card that day and wanted to bring it around. *phew*

There had been some phone calls between the two this week culminating in the girl visiting yesterday with her older sister. My son and the girl just sat there being very shy and didn't say a word. I left the room (leaving my daughter to talk to the girls sister). They still didn't say much.

The girls left and then a few minutes later the phone rang. It was the girlfriend. She told my son he was dumped. My son said to us he was glad as she was getting to be too much.

Awesome. Oh to be 9 again

[mjn]

How quick love can disappear

I remember my first girlfriend, she had the biggest rack ever! 14 years old, with E cup breasts.......

[ROBIN50N]

Originally Posted by leej

On valentines day my son got a card. He had made a card that he sent to her. Later that day there was a knock on the door to which I answered and there was a man there with his daughter.

He said his daughter had made a special card that day and wanted to bring it around. *phew*

There had been some phone calls between the two this week culminating in the girl visiting yesterday with her older sister. My son and the girl just sat there being very shy and didn't say a word. I left the room (leaving my daughter to talk to the girls sister). They still didn't say much.

The girls left and then a few minutes later the phone rang. It was the girlfriend. She told my son he was dumped. My son said to us he was glad as she was getting to be too much.

Awesome. Oh to be 9 again

thats funny. getting her dad to come round too haha.

[wormvortex]

only 9 and he's already pulled a girl and her sister

[Iccz]

Life story

[Leej]

Originally Posted by ROBIN50N

thats funny. getting her dad to come round too haha.

The notice on the front door that says we will not answer to door to door sales, I'm going to add 'no dads of our sons girlfriends' to it

[Iccz]

Originally Posted by leej

The notice on the front door that says we will not answer to door to door sales, I'm going to add 'no daddies of our sons girlfriends' to it

It's okay while they're still young and innocent, its when they get older and the Dads come round then... That's when you need to worry!

[sunnybacon]

Originally Posted by Iccz

It's okay while they're still young and innocent, its when they get older and the Dads come round then... That's when you need to worry!

So what category do I fall under? Aged 14, does that make me young and innocent? Or older and guilty? Or young and guilty?

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Iccz

It's okay while they're still young and innocent, its when they get older and the Dads come round then... That's when you need to worry!

I have a 14 month old Daughter and I already have the baseball bat ready for when she brings her first fella home (hopefully not for a few years yet!), I really hope she never meets a guy like me cause I was a total dog when I was younger!

[Iccz]

Originally Posted by sunnybacon

So what category do I fall under? Aged 14, does that make me young and innocent? Or older and guilty? Or young and guilty?

You fall under the console gamer bracket, girls and their fathers needn't worry yet!

You're too busy sharing your love with the PS3!

Originally Posted by Gilly

I have a 14 month old Daughter and I already have the baseball bat ready for when she brings her first fella home (hopefully not for a few years yet!), I really hope she never meets a guy like me cause I was a total dog when I was younger!

Going by your avatar I thought a nice sharp knife would suit you better?

[smallclanger]

Originally Posted by sunnybacon

So what category do I fall under? Aged 14, does that make me young and innocent? Or older and guilty? Or young and guilty?

Not started your family yet? Leaving it a bit late..

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Iccz

Going by your avatar I thought a machete would suit you better?

Never thought of that, but now you mention it!

[Leej]

Originally Posted by Iccz

It's okay while they're still young and innocent, its when they get older and the Dads come round then... That's when you need to worry!

I'll send my wife to the door

[sunnybacon]

Originally Posted by Iccz

You fall under the console gamer bracket, girls and their fathers needn't worry yet!

You're too busy sharing your love with the PS3!

I'll have you know that we're getting married in March!!

Originally Posted by smallclanger

Not started your family yet? Leaving it a bit late..

I had my first child when I was 4

[wellladida]

Originally Posted by sunnybacon

I'll have you know that we're getting married in March!!



I had my first child when I was 4

Well if your 14 all i can say is congratulations on becoming a greatgranpa

[Ian J]

Originally Posted by wellladida

all i can say is congratulations on becoming a greatgranpa

That used to be my daughter's greatest threat to me "If you don't XXXXX I'll make you a grandfather"

[sunnybacon]

Originally Posted by wellladida

Well if your 14 all i can say is congratulations on becoming a greatgranpa

Great-great-grandpa in 3 weeks time

[kopchoir]

Originally Posted by Gilly

I have a 14 month old Daughter and I already have the baseball bat ready for when she brings her first fella home (hopefully not for a few years yet!), I really hope she never meets a guy like me cause I was a total dog when I was younger!

My daughter is grounded until she is 35 and is not going out the house

Originally Posted by Ian J

That used to be my daughter's greatest threat to me "If you don't XXXXX I'll make you a grandfather"

dreading it

[Abbeygoo]

My 9 year old received her first valentine's card this year from a boy in her class at school.

It's amazing what verbal intimidation will do to a young boy of that age, since I had a word with him he hasn't spoke to her since.

[Iccz]

Originally Posted by Ian J

That used to be my daughter's greatest threat to me "If you don't XXXXX I'll make you a grandfather"

And then you gave her an infraction right?

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by kopchoir

My daughter is grounded until she is 35 and is not going out the house



dreading it

Said the same thing to my missus about my daughter!

[Iccz]

Originally Posted by Gilly

Said the same thing to my missus about my daughter!

You could put up with 2 women in the house for so long?
i'm impressed.

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Iccz

You could put up with 2 women in the house for so long?
i'm impressed.

I work away alot!

[benmango]

Funny thread

I remember my first "girlfriend". Aged 10, I left a teddy bear in her desk on her birthday, only for her to parade it infront of the class much to my embarrassment. The boys merciless tore a strip off me for the next month so I broke up with her infront of everyone at breaktime. She ran off crying and I was suddenly best friends with every boy in school!

[alchemistkevin]

Originally Posted by leej

On valentines day my son got a card. He had made a card that he sent to her. Later that day there was a knock on the door to which I answered and there was a man there with his daughter.

He said his daughter had made a special card that day and wanted to bring it around. *phew*

There had been some phone calls between the two this week culminating in the girl visiting yesterday with her older sister. My son and the girl just sat there being very shy and didn't say a word. I left the room (leaving my daughter to talk to the girls sister). They still didn't say much.

The girls left and then a few minutes later the phone rang. It was the girlfriend. She told my son he was dumped. My son said to us he was glad as she was getting to be too much.

Awesome. Oh to be 9 again