I am absolutely FURIOUS

and wanted to ask if/what I can do about it.
I purchased something from eBay back in December. When it FINALLY arrived and I inspected it, I saw right away that it was counterfeit. The seller, eBay, and Paypal are ALL telling me I waited too long to report it and there is nothing they can do.
This is complete ********!!!! This item is a fake; the seller committed a crime in selling it and eBay and Paypal both facilitated it by providing the means to do so.
Is there a Business Practices Board or something of the sort I can report this to? I want this dick to fry!