[Gary D]

I friend of my mine got the message below a few days ago (its a spam scam)


hello, dear.
I apologise that I so long to answer you. I hope that you remember me. I have received your e mail on dating site!
I would like to know more abour you.
I search serious long relations, and is possible in the future to create the family.
I want to tell you about me more. My name Anastasiya but my friends call me Nastya, you can call me also.
I was born and I live in Russia, Kazan city.
I'm 26 years old. I live alone, and I haven't parents. To bring up me my aunt from 12 years. I am lonely, never was married and I have no children. But
wanted when be to have it, with the loved person. im romantic girl))
As it will go in internet, I had here relations, but it is not successful. And on it to me advised internet, and I think that could be good friendship in
the beginning, and we will see where it will result us. What do you think about it?
I also send my photo.I wait your letter and a photo soon!
Have a good day!
I wait your answer!
Nastya.

he replied with this

Helo Nasty

I long big time for you reply, my day and pants swell with man pride and juice with love.

It is a luck that my wife have left me for man with tractor and I only have goat for company, he no like kissing in the morning when I wake.

How much luck that you live close by me, my brother, Asjawad, is back from fighting nasty imperial Americans and has a scooter. I can meet you in kabaklah in days three.

It is good for your picture, sorry my English is not as good as you. Do you have any pictures with your fajita I could see? Do you have a beard?

I look forward to reply

Tony

Well it made me giggle

G

[sunnybacon]

I would actually laugh my *** off if that turned out to be a real email and not spam, and your mate had spent too long lingering around Russian Brides Cyber Guide - A RUSSIAN WOMAN ABOUT RUSSIAN WOMEN

[Gary D]

If he did i'm sure his wife and 4 kids would kill him.