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04-12-2008, 4:58 PM
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130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea - Oz mag issues floating chesticle alert
An Australian men's mag has asked beachcombers to keep a sharp eye out for inflatable breasts after 130,000 pneumatic chesticles went awol en route from Beijing to Sydney.
Ralph had intended to to distribute the tits free as a covermount on its January issue, but while the AU$200,000 cargo apparently left China a couple of weeks back, when the container turned up in Sydney the jubs had done a vanishing act.
The magazine's editor Santi Pintado asked anyone with information on the current whereabouts of its freebie to get in touch. He said: "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are. If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.'
While WA Today describes the loss as a "serious blow" for the magazine's owner PBL, which "is already in AU$4.3bn of debt", the disappearance does offer the delicious possibility of a massed mammary beach landing at some point in the future.
In 1992, 30,000 Chinese plastic ducks destined for the US were washed overboard in a ferocious mid-Pacific storm. While some eventually turned up in Oz, many embarked on a 15-year "endless odyssey" of the world's oceans before last year menacing the English coastline. ® 
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04-12-2008, 5:18 PM
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Watch out,the rude word police will be along shortly. 
Wonder what the Somali pirates think of em' when they bob past the oil tanker? 
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04-12-2008, 5:22 PM
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I didn't read anything offensive in that post Ian 
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A couple of them seem to have washed up here over the last few days!
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Originally Posted by IronGiant  I didn't read anything offensive in that post Ian | Glad to hear it.
Somali tits,err i mean pirates,find false knockers.
You couldn't make it up.
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04-12-2008, 5:54 PM
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Originally Posted by IronGiant I didn't read anything offensive in that post Ian | Surprised you can read anything from up on the roof there, half burnt and half frozen!
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04-12-2008, 7:18 PM
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It's like that lorry that shed its load of fishnet stockings all over the M1.
The police said motorists should expect holdups.
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Anyone have a photo of what these 'inflatable tits' so i know what i should hand to the police if i find one
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Originally Posted by IAN P Watch out,the rude word police will be along shortly.
Wonder what the Somali pirates think of em' when they bob past the oil tanker? | Don't you mean boob past?
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Sharks have eaten them - breast feeding
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