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31-10-2008, 2:48 PM
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to stop those peskey kids coming round ....
Spray paint a pair of wellies silver and leave outside your front door , the kids will come no where near, thinking Gary Glitter lives at your house . 
hoooooo come on fellas and gals i thought that was quite funny  i have a deposit of about a hundred "thanks" and was hoping to make a few back
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31-10-2008, 3:47 PM
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They would nick um round here they would be on e-bay within hours  | |
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31-10-2008, 3:53 PM
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unplug the doorbell/remove the batteries 
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31-10-2008, 3:56 PM
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Originally Posted by southone  They would nick um round here they would be on e-bay within hours | Didn't you just use that in another thread
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31-10-2008, 4:00 PM
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Fill up a super soaker with dog **** (pureé and add water) and spray any chav teenagers from an upstairs window.
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31-10-2008, 4:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Games Guru Fill up a super soaker with dog **** (pureé and add water) and spray any chav teenagers from an upstairs window. |  arn't you a teacher
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31-10-2008, 4:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Games Guru Fill up a super soaker with dog **** (pureé and add water) and spray any chav teenagers from an upstairs window. | Then say goodbye to your windows 
or get ready to clear up eggs that have been pelted at your house.
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31-10-2008, 4:04 PM
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Or do what I do - just don't answer the door!
Luckily it's on a Friday this year, so I'll be out quaffing pints and shooting pool whilst the chavs walk round in the cold freezing themselves to death......... Almost brings a tear to my eye
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Originally Posted by signs arn't you a teacher | Living in the catchment area to the school I teach at
Can't wait for tonight, as most of them know where I live 
Anyone got a wifi security camera I can borrow?
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I cant have them interrupting my movies or deat set now, they end up using the big old knocker instead and almost knocking the house down 
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or get ready to clear up eggs that have been pelted at your house. | Hopefully they'll all die from dog aids first.
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Originally Posted by Matt_C Or do what I do - just don't answer the door!
Luckily it's on a Friday this year, so I'll be out quaffing pints and shooting pool whilst the chavs walk round in the cold freezing themselves to death......... Almost brings a tear to my eye | I usually dont answer the door but they see the light on through the curtains of the living room and knock on the window saying they can hear the tv and see the light, cheeky little things 
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31-10-2008, 4:37 PM
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You're all such spoilsports!
On my way home from work tonight I bought some goodies in anticipation of a few visitors to the door later on.
Last year I did the same - except we had no visitors!
So this year - we'll turn off the doorbell and the lights, pretend to be out and eat all the goodies!
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31-10-2008, 4:39 PM
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Originally Posted by fizzi You're all such spoilsports!
On my way home from work tonight I bought some goodies in anticipation of a few visitors to the door later on.
Last year I did the same - except we had no visitors!
So this year - we'll turn off the doorbell and the lights, pretend to be out and eat all the goodies! | People don't even try, they just buy a 99p plastic mask and expect that to count as a costume, if it was like america where people put effort into their costumes then fair play.
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