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Old 12-10-2008, 11:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke someone told me lat night.

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?' 'No dramas' boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky 'No, no, just name anyone else,' Dave says. 'President Bush,' his boss quickly retorts.

'Yup,' Dave says, 'Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington .' And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up.' Well, the boss is much shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

'The Pope,' his boss replies.

'Sure!' says Dave. 'I've known the Pope for years.' So off they fly to Rome .

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when Dave says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.' He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican . Sure enough,half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him 'What happened?' His boss looks up and says, 'It was the final straw - you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who's that on the balcony with Dave?'
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Re: Joke someone told me lat night.

Well I thought it was funny anyway.
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Well I thought it was funny anyway.
Rolleyes, what's that for? maybe lots off people have heard it before mate.

Quick Friday Joke
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Rolleyes, what's that for? maybe lots off people have heard it before mate.
Rolleyes was as maybe my sense of humour wasnt as good as I thought it was ... mate.
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Re: Joke someone told me lat night.

Haha I liked that, Never heard that before, Never goign to try telling that to anyone tho to long
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I had a good chuckle!

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Ha Ha
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I forwarded it to my usual suspects hope you don't mind!!???

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I thought it was funny!
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Re: Joke someone told me lat night.

Alough slighty off topic -

American comedian on "For one night only" had a great line last night;

"I love watching TV. I love Richard and Judy. I have a lot of respect for Richard. I couldn't work with my mother....."

nearly spat out me' dinner!
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Rolleyes, what's that for? maybe lots off people have heard it before mate.

Quick Friday Joke
Yup, I think I might have heard this one when Risky Business was released
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