[Sonic67]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...al/7314643.stm

Fine for back-to-front thong man

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.

Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

Was the fine for feeding pigeons or the thong?

[edwardtickle]

Wouldn't it be a good idea to take him to a doctors as well?

[dunks517]

Mrs Kennedy added: "Asked why he did it, he replied 'I don't know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore'."

What a nice chap, judging by the picture a delightful neighbour as well.