Will the Gordon Brown supporters please stand up

loz · 21-12-2007, 1:36 PM

Sorry, Gordon Brown...

Come on, there must be somebody who likes him? Anybody?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...-mostviewedbox

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Gordon Brown's personal approval rating has slumped to an all-time low as a Daily Telegraph opinion poll today shows that Labour would lose 100 MPs if an election was held now....
... Sixty per cent of people are now "dissatisfied" with Mr Brown as Prime Minister compared to 27 per cent in July and 48 per cent in October. Only 24 per cent of those polled say they are "satisfied" with the job he has done during his first six months in office.

Gary D · 21-12-2007, 1:51 PM

here's a few.....

Ethics Gradient · 21-12-2007, 1:54 PM

I can picture the scene now.

Gordon looks around the large empty hall at his next rally. The tumble weeds blow across the foot of the stage and only the spiders provide an audience to Gordons tears.....

..... but whats this, the faint sound of drums, horns and harmonicas can be heard and it steadily gets louder.
Gordons heart starts to lift and antipation mounts as the cacophony grows louder.
Gordon holds his breath as rear doors fling open .... and in walks Captain La grande siente and his one man band, playing his little heart out in his ' Gordon Rocks ' t-shirt.

Slowly Gordons right eye begins to twitch, he reaches down to his brief case and pulls out a revolver and raises it to his temple.
He appears to struggle with an internal dialogue for the briefest of moments before catch sight of Captain La grande sientes frenzied knee cymbal crashing and quickly pulls the trigger.

The camera pans out as the one man band runs in slow motion to the stage, harmonica's and drums spinning off in like forrest gumps bracers .... camera fades out on la grande siente as he kneels craddling Gordons head on his lap and, tears streaming, cries out to his God for salvation.

geomuss · 21-12-2007, 1:54 PM

I did not realise he had changed his name?

Duncan G · 21-12-2007, 1:59 PM

I thought George Brown was dead.

JagoPlasma · 21-12-2007, 2:02 PM

i was all for giving him a chance but he's totally

the pooch on this one.

id of voted Con at the next election if they werent so bloody useless. and i cant vote lib dem as they have no chance!

whats a voter to do?

loz · 21-12-2007, 2:20 PM

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Originally Posted by geomuss

I did not realise he had changed his name?

Whoops.

But no surprise really...

loz · 21-12-2007, 2:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Duncan G

I thought George Brown was dead.

Him too...

loz · 21-12-2007, 2:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary D

here's a few.....

Do I read something into Jacqui Smith's abscence?

Or is she the one they are all looking at, smiling, and congratulating her on a job well done on Police pay...

Gary D · 21-12-2007, 2:41 PM

i think there all looking at her cleavage

loz · 21-12-2007, 3:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary D

i think there all looking at her cleavage

And Ruth Kelly has the biggest smile because...

JohnG · 21-12-2007, 3:28 PM

I've noticed someone must have been teaching Gordon Brown that awful sickly Tony Blair smile, recent news clips of him really show how false it looks.

damo_in_sale · 21-12-2007, 6:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethics Gradient

I can picture the scene now.

Gordon looks around the large empty hall at his next rally. The tumble weeds blow across the foot of the stage and only the spiders provide an audience to Gordons tears.....

..... but whats this, the faint sound of drums, horns and harmonicas can be heard and it steadily gets louder.
Gordons heart starts to lift and antipation mounts as the cacophony grows louder.
Gordon holds his breath as rear doors fling open .... and in walks Captain La grande siente and his one man band, playing his little heart out in his ' Gordon Rocks ' t-shirt.

Slowly Gordons right eye begins to twitch, he reaches down to his brief case and pulls out a revolver and raises it to his temple.
He appears to struggle with an internal dialogue for the briefest of moments before catch sight of Captain La grande sientes frenzied knee cymbal crashing and quickly pulls the trigger.

The camera pans out as the one man band runs in slow motion to the stage, harmonica's and drums spinning off in like forrest gumps bracers .... camera fades out on la grande siente as he kneels craddling Gordons head on his lap and, tears streaming, cries out to his God for salvation.

Nimby · 21-12-2007, 6:54 PM

That George von Brun does look like a caricature, doesn't he?

A bit too "Friday afternoon before the summer holidays" Madam Tussuad's?

Surely it's not make-up? I thought that went out with wotsisname... ..you know... the grammar school ventriloquist's dummy.

Oh come on... Archie...? or Tony something? Don't help me. I'll get it in a minute. It's on the tip of my tongue...

Um..shi..shi-shi....shi... I swear he was the spitting image of that bloke sitting on the floor with a bottle of cooking Cherry.

Grrrr... Anthony Blur! There! I knew I'd get it in the end.

He was married for a while to that famous Catherine Tate person, wasn't he?

la gran siete · 21-12-2007, 6:59 PM

he gets my thumbs up. No in fact he gets two

C'mon you Gordy!Stuff it up them , you know you are doing a grand job!The more you annoy the whingers in here the more I like it, so keep at it for at least another 7 years

*Wild Weasel* · 21-12-2007, 7:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnG

I've noticed someone must have been teaching Gordon Brown that awful sickly Tony Blair smile, recent news clips of him really show how false it looks.

Yes, notice the smile never reaches his eyes; A sure sign he's being insincere. Either that or he has something like Asperger's Syndrome. I bet his speeches include stage directions like [smile] to remind him.

Nimby · 21-12-2007, 7:43 PM

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Originally Posted by la gran siete

he gets my thumbs up. No in fact he gets two

C'mon you Gordy!Stuff it up them , you know you are doing a grand job!The more you annoy the whingers in here the more I like it, so keep at it for at least another 7 years

Where you put your thumbs is entirely your own business.
Wasn't it the Labour Party which ended ~~perversion~~ ~~corruption~~ censorship?

damo_in_sale · 21-12-2007, 7:57 PM

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Originally Posted by la gran siete

he gets my thumbs up. No in fact he gets two

C'mon you Gordy!Stuff it up them , you know you are doing a grand job!The more you annoy the whingers in here the more I like it, so keep at it for at least another 7 years

Are you the Great Bottlers mum?

Logo Hater · 21-12-2007, 9:33 PM

Oh! come now LGS, surely it won't take another 7 years before you realise that he has to be the most incompetant bungling oaf that has ever graced the position of Prime Minister.

He was useless as a Chancellor, and will prove even less useful in his present role.

Luckily for the country, he has been sussed.

la gran siete · 21-12-2007, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Logo Hater

Oh! come now LGS, surely it won't take another 7 years before you realise that he has to be the most incompetant bungling oaf that has ever graced the position of Prime Minister.

He was useless as a Chancellor, and will prove even less useful in his present role.

If that is the case what does that make all his predecessors

:thumbsd ow

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Thats what. i might forgive Blair though the rest were

and as for the Osborne Cameron clown show? Well dont get me even started more

:thumb sdow:

Once again "C'mon you Gordy" 7 more years of your "incompetence will do nicely

:smashin ::

Miyazaki · 21-12-2007, 11:43 PM

For all the faults Brown has, he still seems genuine compared to Cameron.

I think I'd almost rather Nick Griffin was our next PM ahead of Cameron.

Mr Photo Op sickens me to the core.

Cameron is one of those ***** that wants to be PM for the publicity rather than actually because he has a mandate and wants to take our country forward.

pixelated · 22-12-2007, 1:04 AM

LGS, occasionally, you post some things that don't half get on my nerves...

But I fully agree with you here

Some people would just moan whoever was in power, regardless. Quite sad really.

mij · 22-12-2007, 7:55 AM

Because he cannot act or lie as proficiently as others he is no good

The media have decided he is no good, I will wait and make up my own mind as he has some testing times ahead.

krish · 22-12-2007, 8:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Stuart Kirby

Some people would just moan whoever was in power, regardless. Quite sad really.

or is it just that there are a load of DM/Sun reading Tory forgivers/amnesiacs here?

la gran siete · 22-12-2007, 8:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Stuart Kirby

LGS, occasionally, you post some things that don't half get on my nerves...

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You shouldnt let them

I never let what anyone says bother me

la gran siete · 22-12-2007, 8:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Games Guru

For all the faults Brown has, he still seems genuine compared to Cameron.

I think I'd almost rather Nick Griffin was our next PM ahead of Cameron.

Mr Photo Op sickens me to the core.

Cameron is one of those ***** that wants to be PM for the publicity rather than actually because he has a mandate and wants to take our country forward.

agreed ,Brown comes across as reasonably sincere compared to the slippery chameleon like Cameron.
Pople love to bang on about the mistakes brown has made but for me its how a person responds to them matters. So far he's been ok.Nothing alarming so far.

loz · 22-12-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by la gran siete

agreed ,Brown comes across as reasonably sincere compared to the slippery chameleon like Cameron.
Pople love to bang on about the mistakes brown has made but for me its how a person responds to them matters. So far he's been ok.Nothing alarming so far.

That's because he hasn't responded to anything so far

Not even man enough to hold an election. Whimped out on everything. Mr Indecision.

Please can you tell me where to buy the rose tinted glasses you have...

damo_in_sale · 22-12-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mij

Because he cannot act or lie as proficiently as others he is no good

He does try though, and with some pretty big whoppers- "British jobs for British workers" was a great laugh.

krish · 22-12-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by loz

Please can you tell me where to buy the rose tinted glasses you have...

you haven't broken your pair have you?

loz · 22-12-2007, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by krish

you haven't broken your pair have you?

No. Never had any.

Never liked any politicians or political parties. But Brown and the current labour government seem even more inept than those before them.

Hence my failure to understand how anyone can see anything positive in them and put

for doing a good job.

What postive things have they done? All I can see is a series of bungles and ineptitude.

So I would like to try some of the rose tinted glasses that LGS uses to see if I can see the world from his perspective.