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Saving Hector

View Poll Results: saving hector
yes let him free 13 28.89%
no,kill and cook the sod 23 51.11%
just eat his legs 1 2.22%
who? 11 24.44%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 29-11-2007, 2:27 PM   #1
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Saving Hector

should jackal spare poor hector?
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Old 29-11-2007, 2:35 PM   #2
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Re: Saving Hector

Hector now (borrowed image):




Hector on 25th 12 07


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Old 29-11-2007, 2:49 PM   #3
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Re: Saving Hector

he looks so sweet,and err juicy.no.no.no think nice thoughts
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:18 PM   #4
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Re: Saving Hector

Hector should think himself lucky that he was born at all...if people didn't eat turkey he would probably never have lived...

He's had a good run but sadly (for him) it is time to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of Christmas!

Off with his head!
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:34 PM   #5
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Re: Saving Hector

Just found out who Hector is from the rocketing turkeys thread. So, I would like to change my vote from Who? to yes, eat with relish (or cranberry, whichever).

And well done to Jackal for actually giving a turkey a decent life and quick end. It is, I think, rather sad that so many people know so little about their food and where it comes from etc etc. So on 25/12 I shall salute you Jackal and your animal friendly ways with a glass of something expensive.
Bon apetite!
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:40 PM   #6
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Re: Saving Hector

Jackel, hope you're planning to give Hector a good stuffing!
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:42 PM   #7
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Re: Saving Hector

the fact that you have given the turkey a name, its probably better to keep it now that you are emotionally attached to it
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:42 PM   #8
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Re: Saving Hector

You do realise that the poll is multiple choice right?
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:44 PM   #9
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Re: Saving Hector

Asian or European Turkey ?
Firstly I said cook him, since that was Hector's sole purpose in life, he would have lived for nothing and life would have meant nothing if he went on to a ripe old age and died naturally.
2ndly what jackal has done is commendable, especially as his turkey probably ended up costing 4 or 5 times anyone elses
(putting Hector's life ahead of cost)
3rdly you should take hector on a tour of turkey farms so he can spread the good word to other turkeys
4thly If hector is spared then I suggest we make him AVF's Official Mascot (we would then need REAL pictures of him)
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:45 PM   #10
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An ode to Hector:

Hector, beautiful bird that you are,

You knew that you could only go so far,

Eat and be merry with your corn,

But you'll know when you hear that horn,

Run, run, run away run,

For there comes the farmer with his gun, gun, gun,

But don't be so glum,

You'll soon be in his tum.
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Old 29-11-2007, 3:54 PM   #11
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Re: Saving Hector

Amen.
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Old 29-11-2007, 4:13 PM   #12
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Re: Saving Hector

Jakal, what are you going to do if Hector dies before you do the deed?

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Old 29-11-2007, 4:14 PM   #13
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Kill Henrietta (bird '08) instead.
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Old 29-11-2007, 4:20 PM   #14
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Re: Saving Hector

OMG he's named another turkey too
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Old 29-11-2007, 4:21 PM   #15
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Re: Saving Hector

Henrietta

I was thinking, Defra and every news crew in the country camped at your place

Last edited by Leej; 29-11-2007 at 4:48 PM.
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Old 29-11-2007, 4:47 PM   #16
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Re: Saving Hector

All creatures great and small have to die sometime. I think Hector should go out with some respect and get to bird heaven telling the others that he actually made it to xmas and wasn't killed off early due to the 'flu.
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Old 29-11-2007, 4:48 PM   #17
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LeejBest not say anything about the lambs and bullocks then eh?
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Old 29-11-2007, 5:09 PM   #18
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Re: Saving Hector

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Sorry to cause alarm. If Hector starts coughing it'll probably be nothing to worry about.

Revenge of the turkey
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Old 29-11-2007, 5:39 PM   #19
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Re: Saving Hector

I feel like I'm amongst savages
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Old 29-11-2007, 5:59 PM   #20
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Here a pic of me and Herbert (bird 06) getting intimate:









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Old 29-11-2007, 6:13 PM   #21
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Re: Saving Hector

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Here a pic of me and Herbert (bird 06) getting intimate:









my god the mans a mass murderer,
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Old 29-11-2007, 7:37 PM   #22
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Re: Saving Hector

personally, I think Turkey on Christams day is dull.

save them and have a curry I say.
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Old 29-11-2007, 9:01 PM   #23
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Re: Saving Hector

Do all your turkey's begin with the letter 'H', or is that as far as, you have got to, in the alphabet?

Does Henrietta live with Hector in his House?

Fair play too you for rearing your own livestock, enjoy Hector for many days after christmas!!
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Old 29-11-2007, 9:11 PM   #24
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No, I've already been through ABCDEFG - E was a particularly tasty year.
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Old 30-11-2007, 1:27 PM   #25
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Re: Saving Hector

Runnnn Hector



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Old 30-11-2007, 2:34 PM   #26
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Re: Saving Hector

Save Hector


Though judging by Jackal's handle I don't think theres much chance
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Old 30-11-2007, 2:39 PM   #27
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Re: Saving Hector

So Jackal, if we get enough votes to save Hector, will you spare him?

I'm off campaining in other forums to get him saved
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Old 30-11-2007, 3:26 PM   #28
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Re: Saving Hector

Think of it in terms of th Kronenburg 1664 advert, you come home and fin your wife in the bath with... not a lobster, but a turkey !

Now you should have no problem whatsoever chopping the little b******'s head off !
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Old 30-11-2007, 3:37 PM   #29
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Re: Saving Hector

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Runnnn Hector



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Old 30-11-2007, 5:57 PM   #30
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