[johntheexpat]

As people start to fill themselves with the approaching Christmas spirit, I was wondering if there is any mileage in making everyone agree to make sure their posts are sensible and nice. An AVForums Sanity Clause.














I know as jokes go its as old as the hills, but its still got mileage.


I'll go now.

[njp]

Get thee behind me, Santa...

[Duncan G]

Originally Posted by njp

Get thee behind me, Santa...

http://www.sonypictures.co.uk//group...e/p7094415.jpg

It comes with an Elf warning.

[dognosh]

you guys don't mince your words do you ?

I'll get my yashmack

[kingfats]

Bah humbug!

[dognosh]

Originally Posted by kingfats

Bah humbug!

not at all ! ! !
Christmas is a wonderful thing for lovers of it, also for dislikers(like me) ! ! !
then there are the inbetween people like you

Lovers of Xmas : the whole thing, even the stress and rushing around, is a joyous experience and all is forgiven when the festivities start

Dislikers of Xmas : Me I don't decorate or buy pressies or send cards or rush around like a mainac trying to get ready for it. I just enjoy the festivities

P.S. I am ready for Xmas

[daveleeuk]

Xmas annoys the hell out of me, why can't it be like when I was little (get loads of presents and buy none) :P

I'm skint already, xmas is just going to hurt




But a nice xmas dinner certainly won't go amiss!

[kingfats]

Originally Posted by dognosh

not at all ! ! !
Christmas is a wonderful thing for lovers of it, also for dislikers(like me) ! ! !
then there are the inbetween people like you

:

Well,i don't like Christmas...............it stinks!
All that bloody horrible music in the shops,everyone putting on a false smile,having to buy presents....................glad when it's all over.

[daveleeuk]

Originally Posted by dognosh

then there are the inbetween people like you

Festively agnostic

[CFC1]

Well, I'd like to find out where this place is, and send my kids there... just for a laugh! ...:
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[MikeTV]

Yule be sorry.

(I just wanted to join in)

[Nimby]

Changing the name to Xmax is long overdue!

[Leej]

The wife wants to put the tree up, claiming 'i feel in the christmas spirit' .

It's really because her friend has the full decorations up already.

I've told her she can have it up the week before christmas, it gets in the way of the speakers