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The best mum in Britain?

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Old 08-11-2007, 10:54 AM   #1
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Post The best mum in Britain?

She books her 16 year old son a Gorilla gram to give him a birthday suprise in front of his classmates. By mistake a stripper gram turns up.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle438829.ece

Lucky sod, all I got at that age was a book token.
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:24 AM   #2
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

thats well funny
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:33 AM   #3
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

Funny story, but completely made up.
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:26 PM   #4
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

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Funny story, but completely made up.
What?!! The Sun? Made up stories?!! Don't believe that for one minute.

I do however believe the same story in the Times today....... That's quality tittle-tattle!!
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Old 08-11-2007, 3:42 PM   #5
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

"She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside"



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Old 08-11-2007, 5:06 PM   #6
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

haha quality story, i read about it in the metro today too... But then the metro gets a lot of things wrong too. Aside from the fact most of the stories in the morning are from the evening papers the day before
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Old 08-11-2007, 5:12 PM   #7
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

i like the line "One pupil said: “The boy ran out."....yeh i bet..straight into the nearest toilet cublcle.!
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Old 08-11-2007, 5:16 PM   #8
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Re: The best mum in Britain?

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i like the line "One pupil said: “The boy ran out."....yeh i bet..straight into the nearest toilet cublcle.!
I wouldn't have made it in time (well so my wife says).
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