[Kieron]

From another forum I frequent....

I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Pedigree nuggets at Big W and
Standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pedigree Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
Care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both
arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Pedigree nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting
in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow... why else would I buy dog food??

[JagoPlasma]

nice one i just burst out laughing and i have to thank you as i hardly ever laugh out loud... and its 3am

i know its prob a fib but thanks anyway

[signs]

Funny that Kieron how was the lounge last night ?

[Kieron]

Originally Posted by signs

Funny that Kieron how was the lounge last night ?

Mobbed - day and night. Not as good as last week though - must be the floods etc etc.

Just off there again now!

[gibbsy]

I started eating Chum a few months ago. Does have it's side effects. Can't pass a car now without peeing on the wheels.

[mod comment - fixed joke so it's funny, and fixed swearing too]