She's cut my hair off !

Badger0-0 · 01-07-2007, 10:45 PM

It's not a wind up, she really has

We're on holiday tomorrow (Gran Canaria, Puerto Rico,thanks) and she's caught me out.

Everytime we go on holiday, I get "you need your hair cutting".

I've always gone along with it and never taken any notice (a number 3 or whatever).

This time, she's done me proper, a bare clipper job.

I feel like flapping my ears will get us over there

But she loves it.

I've asked for lots of sexual favours as recompense.

Her answer?

"Oh yeah, damm right"

I think I look bloody ugly, somewhat like Eggy who owns West Ham

And she's on her bingo site saying how good it looks

**Dave** · 01-07-2007, 10:48 PM

Don't worry about it mate, I shave mine cos it's falling out anyway.

I quite like the shaved look, no hassle "doing my hair" in the morning plus it makes you look ard.

Mep · 01-07-2007, 10:48 PM

you're turning into LGS!

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And she's on her bingo site saying how good it looks

class

Badger0-0 · 01-07-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave W

Don't worry about it mate, I shave mine cos it's falling out anyway.

I quite like the shaved look, no hassle "doing my hair" in the morning plus it makes you look ard.

Makes me look like my ard summat, but I won't go into that

Badger0-0 · 01-07-2007, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mep

you're turning into LGS!

class

Double

Even after a fortnight, I've got to face the lads at work.

I'll never live this down mate.

How can I enjoy my holiday now? (

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Suggestions for her punishment would be nice

**Dave** · 01-07-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

Makes me look like my ard summat, but I won't go into that

*snigger*

One tip i'll give you as a long term slaphead, bladder your head in sun cream when you go away even if there's a little hair there.

The skin ain't used to the sun and a blistered head makes you look worse.

Mr Incredible · 01-07-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

Makes me look like my ard summat, but I won't go into that

Please don't as Kebabhead may have something to say about it...
Irrational hate.

Blad = Bald

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Blad men - must be something in their genes, everyone I've come across seems to think their hard

Mep · 01-07-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

Double

Even after a fortnight, I've got to face the lads at work.

I'll never live this down mate.

How can I enjoy my holiday now? (

)

Suggestions for her punishment would be nice

I meant because of your type of post rather than because of your follicle status

........anyway......for punishment, curtail her bingo activities!!

**IronGiant** · 01-07-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

How can I enjoy my holiday now? (

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Look on the bright side, You don't have to take a comb

Dave

Edit: No implication you needed a comb over intended

**unique** · 02-07-2007, 6:19 AM

you should get used to it quickly. i always wondered what it would be like to get a "number 1" all over instead of the "number 2" at the back and a trim on the top. i'm not going balding or grey but i fancied a change. instead of going from a normal cut to a number 1 in one go, and have people in the office think i've came out of rehab, i got a number 5 at the top and 2 at the back, then 4 all over, 3 all over, then a 2 and a 1, and the last couple of times a "half" which is a bit like a skinhead. your hair on your head grows as fast as that on your face, so in just over a week a number 1 looks like a 2, so when you get back your holiday it will end up looking like your normal cut

having it done so short, now after 3 weeks i think it looks long and get it done again, but i like it like this and i don't have to use gel or do anything with it in the morning. it does make you look a bit harder, but i think the girls like that judging by the amount who want to feel your head after you've got it done. i've had a few comments about it being severe, but no-one has said it doesn't look good. i get a few more looks on the bus, mon-thu they might think i'm a skinhead with my checked ben sherman on, but come fri-sun when i'm dressed down it looks more urban with jeans and t shirts. but then i noticed that so many other people in shirts and ties on the bus have a number 1 or shorter, only they look like they've done it to hide partial baldness. what i like about mine is it's a nice overall short "stubble" which looks good if you don't bother shaving over the weekend, so double bonus!

BrianC · 02-07-2007, 6:35 AM

Yup, it'll grow really quickly. I had mine shaved on the "half" setting for years and if I didn't top it up at least once a week it'd go past a number one.

Got fed up with it in the end with people treating me as a skinhead even when I had a suit on - bouncer indeed.

I've since grown my hair long, cut it into an Emo style, grown it longer still and now gone for a shorter cut. I miss the ease of having really short hair but I don't miss what goes with it.

As for punishing her, what about waxing somewhere delicate on her body?

Her legs?

Edit: Just remembered one of the most blatant displays of prejudice (and quite possibly racist as well) shown to me and some friends from work while out shopping on our lunch break. We was going into the lift in the car park and this forty-something woman moved right back to the corner of the lift clutched her bag to her chest and looked completely petrified, she couldn't get out of there quick enough. Like three middle class, late twenties blokes wearing pin stripe suits are going "out on the rob".

Nimby · 02-07-2007, 7:35 AM

Every time I see a shaved head I remember that scene in the BBC's "Great Expectations".

Shaved heads were once compulsory for prison inmates, army recruits and skinheads. All have negative associations.

The shorn look is very popular now. It used to be that you were refused entry to pubs and clubs when you had long hair in the 60s.

I suppose you could say things have now gone full circle.

Talking of which: Here's what you need when you go out and about sans locks.

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 7:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave W

*snigger*

One tip i'll give you as a long term slaphead, bladder your head in sun cream when you go away even if there's a little hair there.

The skin ain't used to the sun and a blistered head makes you look worse.

And that's the other side of it.
I've got a decent tan on my boat (and yes, I am receding and balding on top) so you can imagine the contrast between the brown and white

Fortunately, I'm not so vain as to worry about it

I've got to go out to get some last minute stuff later, I wonder if I'll manage to avoid the neighbours

Good tip about the sun though, cheers

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 7:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimby

Every time I see a shaved head I remember that scene in the BBC's "Great Expectations".

Shaved heads were once compulsory for prison inmates, army recruits and skinheads. All have negative associations.

The shorn look is very popular now. It used to be that you were refused entry to pubs and clubs when you had long hair in the 60s.

I suppose you could say things have now gone full circle.

Talking of which: Here's what you need when you go out and about sans locks.

Cheers

Actually, I was think of phoning Elton and seeing if I could borrow one of his syrups

nero0410 · 02-07-2007, 9:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianC

Like three middle class, late twenties blokes wearing pin stripe suits are going "out on the rob".

I know agent 47's (from the hitman game) suit aint pin striped, but I dont suppose you were all wearing whits shirts red ties....

tris

P.S. As for punishment, how's about you shave her head and eybrows to match

skippyonspeed · 02-07-2007, 9:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianC

As for punishing her, what about waxing somewhere delicate on her body?

I don't think the brief physical pain is enough.

I think the old "shave off an eyebrow while she is asleep" would be far more justified. Whether she speaks to you again is another question!

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by skippyonspeed

I don't think the brief physical pain is enough.

I think the old "shave off an eyebrow while she is asleep" would be far more justified. Whether she speaks to you again is another question!

I'd shave all her hair off, but as she used to be a skinhead in the early 80s,it wouldn't bother her

As For Brian's suggestion, I actually did that before we went to Mexico, a couple of years ago.
I kid you not.

"Come on, it won't hurt" says I

The expletives were hillarious

I never knew she knew so many swear words

Gadget Daddy · 02-07-2007, 10:35 AM

come on get the pics up before and after

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 11:21 AM

Two hopes!

nero0410 · 02-07-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

Two hopes!

Oh come oln now, no need to be like that, keep your hai....

tris

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 11:59 AM

Badger0-0 · 02-07-2007, 12:03 PM

My next post will be from Gran Canaria.

I hope it pours down all week here

Mind you, it's not too brilliant over there.

Never mind, it doesn't rain in the pub, does it

Catch you all later, you mugs

signs · 02-07-2007, 1:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Badger0-0

My next post will be from Gran Canaria.

I hope it pours down all week here

Mind you, it's not too brilliant over there.

Never mind, it doesn't rain in the pub, does it

Catch you all later, you mugs

make sure you don't burn your bonce

Nimby · 02-07-2007, 3:36 PM

Write a meaningful sentence using Gran Canaria and belisha beacon.

SWMBO · 02-07-2007, 6:24 PM

as i was reading this thread my hubbys in the kitchen..... with his new balding clippers he bought

now he looks like a thug

CheekyKid · 02-07-2007, 6:27 PM

Shaved by scale number 1 here and its great. I even use my own machine to do it which saves me a tenner each time. You don't have to worry brushing your hair plus,in my case at least, they all say i look better