I was on a rollercoaster once at the fair with my mates, when halfway up the ramp, the safety bar clamped over my shoulders decided to release itself back into the upright position, and stay there
Scene: 13 year old boy standing up in the rollercoaster, almost at the top of the chain, about to plunge 50ft into a 360 loop, with 5 of his mates crying with laughter at his imminent comedy death.
(Arms waving) ''stop the ride!, stop the ride!, stop the ride!, stop the ride!, stop the ride!, stop the ride!, stop the ride!''
It was actually the best rollercoaster ride I've ever had.
- I wouldn't normally be such a wimp about things.... but for half an hour beforehand, we'd been standing at the side of the 360 loop, catching things that fell from peoples pockets as they went upside-down..!