Don Piano & his Doppelganger (cat thread)

[Setenza]

Some of you may be aware that I've been having problems with a feral cat called Don Piano.

Well it would appear that he has a Doppelganger.

To avoid confusion, this new feline will be known as Non Piano.

Feline congestion in the area has reached critical mass. There are so many cats around that I'm fast running out of names for them. There's "The Major", "Tortoiseshell Bastard", "Mr. Friendly", "Stares Alot" & "Oliver Reed" (he staggers about a lot due to leg injury).

I've recently discovered to black cats that travel in pairs. They are very sleek and well looked after. They often pop up when you least expect them and often look down upon you from a high position. So I've decided to name them "The Stasi Twins".

Do you name local wild life or am I just seriously mentally ill?

[Mep]

you are mentally ill!

[Gribbo]

I also name the local moggies - we have Bonsai (very small), pinhead (very large tail makes small head look even smaller) and Butler. They are not as tough looking as your lot though!

[adam4478]

[QUOTETo avoid confusion, this new feline will be known as Non Piano.

Feline congestion in the area has reached critical mass. There are so many cats around that I'm fast running out of names for them. There's "The Major", "Tortoiseshell Bastard", "Mr. Friendly", "Stares Alot" & "Oliver Reed" (he staggers about a lot due to leg injury).QUOTE]

it's become quite clear during my brief interaction with general chat that you, mate, are raving mad but funny... if another,larger, cat turns up will it become grand piano??? If you can find a fat italian one and call it Pavarrotti you could start charging entrance to the garden and won't need that job you've been offered