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Old 20-05-2007, 11:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Maisy (a cat by the way) is 11 years old and not quite so able to defend her manor. The back garden here is very small and she seldom goes beyond that. Occasionally she'll get up on to the flat roof of the neighbour extension and scrape off the lichen, but that's about the extent of her domain.

Now, there's a local Tom cat who's currently on the prowl. He's a big black and white bugger and goes by the name of Don Piano (it's a long story. Please refer to You Tube for further details.)



He bothers Maisy and on the last couple of times, I have to intervene to break up the resulting feline fisticuffs.

I've started throwing pints of water at him whenever he's about as a deterrent and to ingrain some sort of Pavlovian response in him to desist from trespassing. However, he's becoming bolder and appears to be hell bent on mixing it with the big boys.

I've even fought fire with fire, and anointed the territory with my own urine. However, all this has succeeded in doing is to have frightened the neighbours. Don Piano still continues to try and stare me out.

So I need to up the ante. Any suggestions? Please bear in mind that I need to drive this insurgent moggy out, but still make the garden viable for Maisy to use.

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Old 21-05-2007, 6:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Looks like you need one of these http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...d/Product.html
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Old 21-05-2007, 7:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Orange peel around your borders, and old cds so the reflections scare then.. thats all i can think of atm..
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Old 21-05-2007, 7:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Air rifle?

Dog?

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Old 21-05-2007, 8:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Plastic spike strips on the walls around the border maybe?
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Old 21-05-2007, 8:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You could just be happy that Maisy still has what it takes to pull herself a younger fella?
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Old 21-05-2007, 9:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Take Don Piano down the vets for a snip, snip. That will stop him forcing his attentions on your Maisy.
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Old 21-05-2007, 9:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

water pistol + Sloan's liniment + sight of cats a**e
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Old 21-05-2007, 10:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Repel boarders (or keeping out a bothersome cat)

Well there are a myriad of suggestions here.

Okay, can't use an air rifle, that's just mean.
Spikes would impeded Maisy's access around the garden etc. as would orange peel.
Maisy doesn't like Don Piano's attention. It often ends in fisticuffs.
Don Piano ain't my moggy so can't get him neutered (infact he might be feral).

I think the super soaker plus a little extra, is the best approach.

Damn that feline Cassanova

Anyone else think that DP qualifies as a cat that looks like Hitler.
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Old 21-05-2007, 10:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Get some Catnip and put it in the neighbours garden....


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Old 21-05-2007, 11:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Paint a white line down the back of your cat, making her look like a skunk.
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I've even fought fire with fire, and anointed the territory with my own urine. However, all this has succeeded in doing is to have frightened the neighbours.
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So I need to up the ante. Any suggestions?
Stage 2 under cover of darkness? mind the nettles
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Turn the tables. Feed rohypnol to Don Piano and let Maisy go to town on him.
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Orange peel around your borders, and old cds so the reflections scare then.. thats all i can think of atm..
Another vote for orange peels
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