| Joke - oldie but goodie
Somebody sent this to me this morning. I KNOW its old and I KNOW you'll have heard it before. However, take the time to savour it - its been making me chuckle all morning.
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3 o'clock in the
morning!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it's 3 o' clock in the morning and it is pouring
out
there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?', calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband.
'Over here on the swing!' replies the drunk.
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