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R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

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Old 29-12-2006, 4:16 PM   #1
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R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

R kelly is either clueless or a comic genius.

For those not in the know, R Kelly released Trapped in the Closet as a "hip-hopera" with the concept being that each song would finish on a cliffhanger.

There are 12 songs in total, but stick with it and you will be rewarded the most unintentionally funny thing seen in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUzGo...elated&search=

Enjoy

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Old 29-12-2006, 4:40 PM   #2
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Wasn't R Kelly under investigation (arrested) for being a paedophile?
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Old 29-12-2006, 4:59 PM   #3
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Correct, but he has not been convicted of anything, so it might be worth leaving it at that for now.
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Old 29-12-2006, 5:01 PM   #4
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

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Correct, but he has not been convicted of anything, so it might be worth leaving it at that for now.

Enjoy the show then.
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Old 29-12-2006, 5:07 PM   #5
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

If there is anything offensive in the quoted video please let us know and it will be investigated.

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Old 29-12-2006, 5:13 PM   #6
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

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If there is anything offensive in the quoted video please let us know and it will be investigated.

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Old 29-12-2006, 5:52 PM   #7
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Its true that mud sticks.
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Old 29-12-2006, 6:24 PM   #8
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Ok. Before this gets out of hand, the only thing offensive in these videos is the odd swear word.

It has nothing to do with the recent allegations made.
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Old 29-12-2006, 10:16 PM   #9
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

These videos have been round for a bit and pretty funny - nothing to do with the allegations

I'm sure they were done for fun - I cannot believe they were serious lol

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Old 29-12-2006, 11:00 PM   #10
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

re - the allegations ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Kelly#Sexual_allegations
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Old 29-12-2006, 11:03 PM   #11
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Krish we are trying to keep this on topic...

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Old 29-12-2006, 11:33 PM   #12
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet



Is the joke that it is the worst "song" ever made and it effectively steals 3 minutes of your life?
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Old 29-12-2006, 11:37 PM   #13
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

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Is the joke that it is the worst "song" ever made and it effectively steals 3 minutes of your life?
You've got to watch all twelve 'episodes'
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Old 29-12-2006, 11:43 PM   #14
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

If you can gurantee I will live an additional 30 minutes I will watch the rest of it. Just so I can get my time back.
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Old 30-12-2006, 12:32 AM   #15
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Have you seen the behind the scenes mockumentary?

I didn't realise R Kelly was such a comedian. Quite funny!
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Old 30-12-2006, 6:15 PM   #16
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

can we stay on the topic of this video, please

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Old 30-12-2006, 9:43 PM   #17
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

here is south park takin the **** out of the "trapped in the closet"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT6yhrTp8WM
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Old 30-12-2006, 11:11 PM   #18
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

***! Monkeyboy... I just gave up a promise to watch all that!... ..... Please don't make anymore recommendations
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Old 30-12-2006, 11:46 PM   #19
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

first one is awesome, hope the rest are as good
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Old 31-12-2006, 12:08 AM   #20
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

OMG, Chaddy. Wha happened? You gone an turned into banana too.
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Old 31-12-2006, 2:22 PM   #21
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Peanut butter jelly time !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 26-01-2007, 8:35 PM   #22
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Re: R Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

It is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. R Kelly is supposedly being serious all through it, but its impossible to believe.
There are 12 chapters in all, lasting a few mins each.
It has classic lines such as :

"then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He's close up to the closet (closet)
Now he's at the closet (closet)
Now he's opening the closet "

AND

"Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted.
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget!"

If you have time, check it out, you WILL laugh.
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