I went into our local Game store on the high street last week and was very disappointed with the stock. They had no rabbits, pheasant or venison. In fact no meat at all. The whole shop seemed to be concentrating on selling video consols and the discs needed to run them!

[sbowler]

Its unbelievable, I also had a similar problem in Boots, not a single pair was to be seen. It must be against the trades description act!!

[sbowler]

P.S. Whatever you do dont try and make a withdrawal from the sperm bank.

[ash]

Before everyone starts, I'll list a few for people.

House of Fraser
SelfFridges?
WaterStones
WoolWorths
99p Shop - Please don't.

[Greg]

Virgin Megastore

[Mr Cat]

well, you can imagine my disapointment when I walked into superdrug...

[Fusewire]

Virgin Megastore

Brilliant

[Uridium]

Know what you mean -

Was starving on a night out recently so popped into Currys. Very disapointed to find a shop full of tie wearing Chav's flogging overpriced electricals

[johnny70]

Originally Posted by Dr Diversity

I went into our local Game store on the high street last week and was very disappointed with the stock. They had no rabbits, pheasant or venison. In fact no meat at all. The whole shop seemed to be concentrating on selling video consols and the discs needed to run them!

You know its not the game season don't you?

Regards

JOHNNY

[shay0]

Originally Posted by GregHook

Virgin Megastore

I know it shouldn't but this tickles me everytime

[Singh400]

..... *click*..... Thought you were all drunk then. Nevermind

[Miyazaki]

Silly bunch of sods!

[Miyazaki]

P.s. Dr Diversity, are you really Bill Bailey?

[Knyght_byte]

Originally Posted by Mr Cat

well, you can imagine my disapointment when I walked into superdrug...

[Reign-Mack]

Originally Posted by GregHook

Virgin Megastore

original, to the point and sleazy, I like it

[Achy]

Originally Posted by ashmufc

99p Shop - Please don't.

Slightly OT but I had to share this

My Father-in-law always tells us how much things have cost that he's bought from the 99p shop !!!

"I bought this garden-wire for 99p from the 99p shop, and this trowel, for 99p from the same place."

Then he'll say something like, "oh and I bought this vase as well, from the 99p shop."

We always ask him how much it cost... he stops, thinks for a second then says "99p".... we all and he doesnt understand why !

I'm not sure he's put the name of the shop together with how much things cost in there !!!

Which is strange because he's normally he's pretty switched on.

[Reign-Mack]

^^but I thought in the context of this thread you would in there and expect to see 99p on sale.

[Mac Man]

Originally Posted by GregHook

Virgin Megastore

Actually that would the spotty dweebs working behind the counter

[Knyght_byte]

Originally Posted by Reign-Mack

^^but I thought in the context of this thread you would in there and expect to see 99p on sale.

yeah, a nice bottle of....


(think about it.......once you have you'll wish you hadnt....hehe)

[Drd]

Originally Posted by Knyght_byte

yeah, a nice bottle of....

Is that with a flake

[Singh400]

Originally Posted by Achy

Slightly OT but I had to share this

My Father-in-law always tells us how much things have cost that he's bought from the 99p shop !!!

"I bought this garden-wire for 99p from the 99p shop, and this trowel, for 99p from the same place."

Then he'll say something like, "oh and I bought this vase as well, from the 99p shop."

We always ask him how much it cost... he stops, thinks for a second then says "99p".... we all and he doesnt understand why !

I'm not sure he's put the name of the shop together with how much things cost in there !!!

Which is strange because he's normally he's pretty switched on.

hhhaaaaaa

[shay0]

Originally Posted by Chris Lamle

Actually that would the spotty dweebs working behind the counter

Spoilsport... I was hoping they would be female at least

[Mendes]

Originally Posted by ashmufc

99p Shop - Please don't.

I wonder if any of their staff has ever needed to ask for a price check on items

[ash]

Originally Posted by Mendes

I wonder if any of their staff has ever needed to ask for a price check on items

Stop it!!! YOu guys are tooo funny!