kids say the funniest things

[gillette 73]

well kids take in information turn it around in their heads and blurt out anything with humerous consequence..my little un hears me call our cat "pussycat" you know baby talk. now the cat is young and always climbing..as per usual the cat was doing her climbing trick when my 2 year old shouted at the top of his voice "puss off"..hope he does not do it at nursery.He and his brothers are bang into star wars .but he can't say sith he calls them sh** instead.. so you normally get the line " i am jedi you sh**".
any one else heard anymore funnys from kids.
I Remember years ago my sister in law was explaining horse racing to my neice.. she told her its when you put money on a horse to win a race.. she quickly responded "[B"wont the money fall off[/B]

[Mac Man]

We used to have a neighbour that was a right knob. Miserable as hell - thought he owned the neighbourhood.

Anyways... one morning the kids (about 5 or 6 at the time) are out of the house and whilst wife is locking up.

They walk over to go past the neighbour (who is stood outside his house) and he tells them they can't walk down past his house. My daughter turns round to him and says "My mum says you've got no brain". At this my son joins in and says "yeah... she says you're a suitcase"

Whilst he's standing there stuttering and spluttering my wife comes over and gives him a right earbashing, then turns around and waltzes off with kids in tow leaving the 'suitcase' in a complete state of bewilderment.

[gillette 73]

Originally Posted by Chris Lamle

We used to have a neighbour that was a right knob. Miserable as hell - thought he owned the neighbourhood.

Anyways... one morning the kids (about 5 or 6 at the time) are out of the house and whilst wife is locking up.

They walk over to go past the neighbour (who is stood outside his house) and he tells them they can't walk down past his house. My daughter turns round to him and says "My mum says you've got no brain". At this my son joins in and says "yeah... she says you're a suitcase"

Whilst he's standing there stuttering and spluttering my wife comes over and gives him a right earbashing, then turns around and waltzes off with kids in tow leaving the 'suitcase' in a complete state of bewilderment.

class.. kids can get away with stuff like that whereas if you had of said it god knows the outcome..hurray for innocence

[andych732]

Was playing xbox the other day with some mates and we were taking turns per level. It was agreed the first person to lose a life would get a slap from the others.

On hearing this agreement my 7 year old girl started jumping up and down shouting " I want to be a slapper, I want to be a slapper"

Obviously she didn't have a clue what was so funny but I told her to remember this day as I will be reminding her in 10 years time.

[gillette 73]

Originally Posted by andych732

Was playing xbox the other day with some mates and we were taking turns per level. It was agreed the first person to lose a life would get a slap from the others.

On hearing this agreement my 7 year old girl started jumping up and down shouting " I want to be a slapper, I want to be a slapper"

Obviously she didn't have a clue what was so funny but I told her to remember this day as I will be reminding her in 10 years time.

superb , now that has made me giggle..just as well you wern't drinking a brew at the time..

[fredrikpj]

Hehe, I remember once when I was over at a mates house and we were going to play some xbox. And there was this hockey game on the chair that I thought I'd sit in, so I started lifting it and his son goes "oh! we're going to play hockey!", and I just stare dumbfounded on him and go like "oh...er....I thought I'd just remove this so I can sit", which led to his son looking really really sad and it just stabbed my heart hehe, so call me a sucker, but I had to have a quick hockeygame with him first

[gillette 73]

very sickly sweet mate

[fredrikpj]

My sister has a 1 year old daughter that does this cool thing.. hard to explain in english though..

My sis do this thing eventually putting her palms up above her shoulders going "meh...", and her daughter mimics this perfectly, so If I do the "meh.." thing she does it too, so sweet haha
Also "gimme five" is a favourite, and she puts her palm up if I say it

Adorable kid

Has my 20 month old niece visit last week, and I did the unforgiveable after trippig over one of her toys and banging my knee. Shouted "sh*t" and used f word with inevitable consequences. Thank god she only picked up on the first word - my sister hasn't forgiven me yet!

[mrtbag]

My daughter is nearly 15 months and just getting used to differnet words. She started to confuse the hell out of me and the wife though, she'd poke her head round the door or over the chair arm and say 'Cheddar'. We spent a whole month wondering why she kept saying Cheddar all the time. Turns out the child minder plays the 'boo' game with her, but where as we say 'boo' the child minder says 'Ta Da', and that is Cheddar!!

[delacroix_89]

My girlfriends aunty and uncle were over the other day along with their 5 year old daughter. During conversation her uncle does an impression of Father jack from Father Ted, i.e. "drink, ****, girls", at which point his daughter turns around from her toys and very matter-of-factly says "mommy, did daddy just say f*ck?". Needless to say for the next couple of minutes everyone in the room was desperatly trying to supress hysterics whilst her mum explaind that no, daddy hadn't said that very naughty word and now and then gave him a death stare

[Bat-man]

Many years ago, in the 80's, at a party there was a lull in the conversation. The host's daughter, aged about five, churped up with:
"I've seen my mummy's tuppence"
That made people really laugh.
The really amusing thing though was that nearly everyone at the party had also seen it!

[richjthorpe]

Originally Posted by mrtbag

My daughter is nearly 15 months and just getting used to differnet words. She started to confuse the hell out of me and the wife though, she'd poke her head round the door or over the chair arm and say 'Cheddar'. We spent a whole month wondering why she kept saying Cheddar all the time. Turns out the child minder plays the 'boo' game with her, but where as we say 'boo' the child minder says 'Ta Da', and that is Cheddar!!

Superb !

My 18 month old daughter puts her hands over her face then plays boo. Only thing is, she sometimes just keeps her hands there. Not sure whether that means she has the memory of a goldfish or "If I keep my hands here that stupid man will go away".

[IronGiant]

Took my 2 year old to school in her push chair to pick up her big sister and as we pulled up outside the classroom in front of all the other waiting parents she shouted out "b*gger, b*gger, b*gger, b*gger, b*gger, b*gger, b*gger" much to eveyone's amusement as it was clear she meant something entirely different. I suspect "buggy" was what she was announcing to everyone.

[gillette 73]

these are great it's definately a "out of the mouths of babes" quote.