[GBDG1]

I don't want to do anymore thread hyjacking, so here is a dedicated Razor's crunchy nuts on ebay thread... Voulenteer still required with an ebay sellers account... I have written a basic pitch any improvment ideas?

Basic Pitch:

Brand new in box… complete with cereal number. The ultimate in home cinema.This is the 500g model Measuring an incredible 20x26 this is the ultimate upgrade for any AV enthusiast/audiophile. The difference you hear in your system will be simply immeasurable. I am reluctantly letting go off this as I have changed to shreddies as the crossover is better and the crunchy nut are too crisp for my rears.

I have owned from new, the unit is just under a year old… still a while to go on the sell by date. I have decided that the RRP of this product is probably well over 1200 uk pounds.


You will never believe the difference this actually makes. It is quite simply unbelievable.

I know there is a lot of debate about whether these upgrades actually make a difference. However, I believe that the only way to truly know is to listen yourself, on your system. That is why I willn’t be offering a 100% money back guarantee.

But dont take my word for it, Dave Smith says:

"I was shocked when I heard the difference it made... I couldn't belive it... I am extremly... Happy"

Go on grab yourself a bargain, This is one home cinema improvement your wife will love…

[MacReady]

You do realise that, if you post one of Razors pictures with the box in front of his TV, you will get loads of numpties bidding thinking they are actually getting the TV.....remember all the 360 empty boxes that got sold

[GBDG1]

Especially if the title reads...

Themescene RD65 DLP... cereal improver

[mjn]

Some people, really need to get out more.....

[Dfour]

Originally Posted by mjn

Some people, really need to get out more.....

NO leave them here so we can enjoy the outside in peace

[Carl Stock]

Some do indeed need to get out more – me included if I could! LOL – but this is so daft! hehe Makes me laugh! LOL

I’ve just looked in the cupboard… and found a brand-new pack of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes! LOL This is the 500g model. I have the serial number, too, and it’s BNIB. Absolutely brand-new and unopened. It sounds good, too – a very crunchy (LOL) and crisp (LOL) sound. They are certainly not for those who like a ‘warm’ sound… unless you want them with warm (yuk!) milk. I cannot remember which dealer they came from, though. Probably Tesco. How much am I likely to get for mine?!

Thought I’d mention all this in case it helps with your description. Take a picture of the box with, say, a similar sized piece of AV equipment – for example, a DVD player. The 500g model is about the size of a Sky+ box… just measured it by placing it on my Sky+ box. LOL

“Obviously a crunchy nut…” It goes something like that on the adverts anyway!

I’ve not usually this nutty…

Carl

PS My honest apologies if this message is too silly.

[GBDG1]

Some great suggestions carl, I will edit the pitch accordingly.

[Carl Stock]

Make it clear that any other items pictured are not included and that it is just the Crunchy Nut Cornflakes! hehe

Carl

[GBDG1]

I think I will add some more sentences which sound good but acctually mean something bad.