[Dom996]

I've had the odd run in with Ian J, who is fairly strict. However he's not been on for a while and I kind of miss him.

I trust he's only on holiday or something.

[Mep]

he's great, real dry sense of humour...maybe he is just away for a while

[GBDG1]

*looks around nervously*

I am sure he will pop up when we least expect it and issue some cutting comment

[Dom996]

That's right, he seemed a bit over the top to me on occasion, but now see he is just one of those characters that you miss when they're not there.

[GBDG1]

I think its called stockholm (sp) syndrome

[Daddy k]

hes prob finally shaken his house down with all thse big bloody subs lol
hes rebuilding it one brick at a time!

[GBDG1]

Ian_J does not build a house, bricks assemble themselves out of fear of his wrath, like marines on parade.

So are you saying he's the new Chuck Norris?

[johnscarlet]

Last online on the 5th . Probably just on his Hols . It is easter after all
Not something you want to advertise on an open forum when you have a hobby like ours .

I guess no one missed me on my week away ? Can't find any "wheres johnscarlet" threads anywhere

John

[Dom996]

Anyone know?

It's just not the same without that slight 'watch my back' feeling.

[Miniholic]

Originally Posted by shadowritten

So are you saying he's the new Chuck Norris?

Shouldn't that be Chuck Norris is the Old Ian J?

Originally Posted by johnscarlet

Last online on the 5th . Probably just on his Hols . It is easter after all
Not something you want to advertise on an open forum when you have a hobby like ours

Damn! Better get my 'Where are we all going on holiday in 2006?' thread taken down sharpish, then!

[Mep]

Originally Posted by johnscarlet

Last online on the 5th . Probably just on his Hols . It is easter after all
Not something you want to advertise on an open forum when you have a hobby like ours .

I guess no one missed me on my week away ? Can't find any "wheres johnscarlet" threads anywhere

John

you've been away?

[GBDG1]

Ian_J will not tolerate references to any man who shaves his chest

Before:

http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/pho...uck_norris.jpg


After:


http://daimgjengen.com/media/11/thum...k_norris_2.jpg

[Dom996]

Actually I was away the week before this one and forgot to post a where's Dom996 thread before I went.

[GBDG1]

I can't belive that Someone acctually suggested that Ian_J needs a sub, he has the ultimate in surround sound 7.1an, he mearly talks along with the film, his tonal range is between 1 - 1,000,000htz

[Dom996]

Originally Posted by Lawrenzini

I can't belive that Someone acctually suggested that Ian_J needs a sub, he has the ultimate in surround sound 7.1an, he mearly talks along with the film, his tonal range is between 1 - 1,000,000htz

So thats how he scares us.

[scrapbook]

Ian is having a break, I will not tell you when he is due back as that would spoil his fun.

But I'll be sure to point him to this thread.

[Dom996]

Originally Posted by scrapbook

Ian is having a break, I will not tell you when he is due back as that would spoil his fun.

But I'll be sure to point him to this thread.

As everyone runs for cover....

[GBDG1]

Ian_J does not need to be told about this thread. He can kill a man just by looking within 359 degrees of his direction and he can spot his own name from space. He has the ultimate satalite navigatian

[Dom996]

Yeah, I reckon we'll all wake up banned in the morning.

IanJ is like the Government's ID card scheme: you've nothing to fear if you've done nothing wrong.

[GBDG1]

Ian_J does not ban members, he just scares them into forgetting all about avforums...

[GBDG1]

Originally Posted by shadowritten

IanJ is like the Government's ID card scheme: you've nothing to fear if you've done nothing wrong.

So you think you can have Ian_J in your pocket do you... huh?

Wow! Look at how brave everyone's being now they know Ian's away for a while. Way to show courage!!!

[Dom996]

He has courage in his convictions, and that you have to admire.

Originally Posted by Lawrenzini

So you think you can have Ian_J in your pocket do you... huh?

That's just weird ...

[Mep]

Originally Posted by Lawrenzini

Ian_J does not need to be told about this thread. He can kill a man just by looking within 359 degrees of his direction and he can spot his own name from space. He has the ultimate satalite navigatian

you're on good form this evening! (morning)

Originally Posted by Dom996

He has courage in his convictions, and that you have to admire.

From what little I know of him (and that's very, very little), I'd have to agree on both counts.

[GBDG1]

I think Ian_J will enjoy this thread. He is a man with the ultimate sense of humour. Even when he moves into your home, steals your wife and watches Dawsons Creek on your home cinema... you would still laugh and fetch him a beer.