Dietary Advice: The Final Word On Fat

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

* 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

* 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

* 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

* 4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

* 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

* 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

[Moket]

It's time to learn another language.