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Two jokes but whats missing?
Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:
'Is that a donut or a meringue'
Chap behind the counter replies.........No, it's a donut.
Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney
Bing sings and Walt Disney.
Both brilliant jokes...........but whats missing??
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22-02-2006, 10:26 AM
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Question marks?
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22-02-2006, 10:36 AM
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 probably, yes, but thats not what I had in mind 
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22-02-2006, 10:42 AM
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Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:
'Is that a donut or a meringue'
Chap behind the counter replies no you were right first time it's a donut.
Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney
Bing sings but Walt dis'nay.
????????
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22-02-2006, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by stevegreen
Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:
'Is that a donut or a meringue'
Chap behind the counter replies.........No, it's a donut.
Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney
Bing sings and Walt Disney.
Both brilliant jokes...........but whats missing??
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the 'u', 'g' and 'h' from "doughnut"??
Single inverted commas used for speech rather than double??
Apostrophes??
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22-02-2006, 10:46 AM
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Scottish Accent!
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22-02-2006, 10:47 AM
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whats missing..?
laughter by the audience..?
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22-02-2006, 10:50 AM
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humour?
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22-02-2006, 10:50 AM
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How about...
What do you call a judge with no thumbs ?
Justice Fingers !
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22-02-2006, 10:50 AM
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A Scottish accent is correct 
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the 'u', 'g' and 'h' from "doughnut"??
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You can spell it both ways i believe
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22-02-2006, 2:46 PM
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Guy checks into a hotel. Lady behind the desk asks:
"D'you wannae be called in the morning?
"Oh, yes please!"
"Then leave the windae open."
Chap chaps at the door. Chap answers the door. First chap says to the second chap:
"Is your granny in?"
"No, she's at Arbroath."
"Oh, I'll wait till she's feenished."
Young man and a woman on the dance floor.
Him: "Ya know, you're wan in a mull-yun."
Her: "So's yoor chances!"
(Don't ask me why that last one works better with a scottish accent, but it definitely does!)
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22-02-2006, 6:20 PM
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Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:
'Is that a donut or a meringue'
Chap behind the counter replies no you were right first time it's a donut.
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I dont get it???? 
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22-02-2006, 6:31 PM
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I dont get it???? |
Or a meringue sounds like "or am I wrong" (in a scottish accent I assume).
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22-02-2006, 6:33 PM
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Neither do I! 
I spose we're thick! 
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22-02-2006, 7:31 PM
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Say them in a overly strong Scottish accent and 'a meringue' sounds like 'am I wrong?' and Disney like 'does nay' (doesn't)
These jokes were told on Sunday at a rather drunken christening (i was sober.......driving  ) by a true Scotsman who arrived in a kilt  The father is Scottish and lots of the family were there. It was hailed as the funniest joke the father had ever heard, but he was rather worse for wear
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