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Old 22-02-2006, 10:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two jokes but whats missing?

Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:

'Is that a donut or a meringue'

Chap behind the counter replies.........No, it's a donut.


Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney

Bing sings and Walt Disney.


Both brilliant jokes...........but whats missing??
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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probably, yes, but thats not what I had in mind
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:

'Is that a donut or a meringue'

Chap behind the counter replies no you were right first time it's a donut.


Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney

Bing sings but Walt dis'nay.

????????
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:

'Is that a donut or a meringue'

Chap behind the counter replies.........No, it's a donut.


Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney

Bing sings and Walt Disney.


Both brilliant jokes...........but whats missing??
the 'u', 'g' and 'h' from "doughnut"??

Single inverted commas used for speech rather than double??

Apostrophes??

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Old 22-02-2006, 10:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Scottish Accent!
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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whats missing..?

laughter by the audience..?
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 22-02-2006, 10:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A Scottish accent is correct

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the 'u', 'g' and 'h' from "doughnut"??
You can spell it both ways i believe
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Guy checks into a hotel. Lady behind the desk asks:
"D'you wannae be called in the morning?
"Oh, yes please!"
"Then leave the windae open."


Chap chaps at the door. Chap answers the door. First chap says to the second chap:
"Is your granny in?"
"No, she's at Arbroath."
"Oh, I'll wait till she's feenished."


Young man and a woman on the dance floor.
Him: "Ya know, you're wan in a mull-yun."
Her: "So's yoor chances!"


(Don't ask me why that last one works better with a scottish accent, but it definitely does!)
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Bloke walks into a bakers and after looking at the wares on display asks:

'Is that a donut or a meringue'

Chap behind the counter replies no you were right first time it's a donut.


I dont get it????
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I dont get it????
Or a meringue sounds like "or am I wrong" (in a scottish accent I assume).

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Say them in a overly strong Scottish accent and 'a meringue' sounds like 'am I wrong?' and Disney like 'does nay' (doesn't)

These jokes were told on Sunday at a rather drunken christening (i was sober.......driving ) by a true Scotsman who arrived in a kilt The father is Scottish and lots of the family were there. It was hailed as the funniest joke the father had ever heard, but he was rather worse for wear
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