Why Steven Seagal Should Be Your Only Hero

[neilo]

http://www.uniquedaily.com/articles/WSSSBYODH.html

There ya go Razor lol

[Razor]

Originally Posted by neilo

http://www.uniquedaily.com/articles/WSSSBYODH.html

There ya go Razor lol

Now you can see why I like him so much. I am thinking about growing a pony tail in tribute to the man. I didnt notice any mntion of true stories, this is Segals speciality.

[hottstuff]

he loves pandas

[neilo]

Have you got his cd ? lol

[Decadence]

He looks like Michael Barrymore...if you squint.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by Decadence

He looks like Michael Barrymore...if you squint.

lol... I wouldnt tell that to Segal....

[Seth Gecko]

Originally Posted by Razor

lol... I wouldnt tell that to Segal....

Why? He'd probably go "Who?" - and rightly so

[overkill]

Surely a wind up? Razor, you don't really like the Worlds worst actor (ever) do you? C'mon.

[KillerOfThreads]

The energy drink and pandas had me in stitches.

[Battlestar]

Right,

Love him or hate him, you cant say he doesnt have his fans.

I was a big fan of seagals movies. When you make the sort of bone crunching action stuff he used to make, then acting really is not high on the list of stuff needed for the movie.

His best movies are.

Nico/above the law.
Hard to Kill.
Out For justice.
Under Siege.
Under siege 2
On dedaly ground (although its only good if you ignore his enviormental speach at the end)
The glimer man.
Belly of the beast.
Exit Wounds.

Recently though his direct to DVD stuff has been less than expected.

Out of reach and The foreginer being particually bad. Also some of his recent efforts like Submerged Have had to have had his voice redubed by another actor as he refuses to do his own looping and redubing

The guy really does need to get back in shape and do a couple more good slambang action movies before he is to old. Come on Steve, you know you want to.

[overkill]

Originally Posted by Dave-S

Right,

Love him or hate him, you cant say he doesnt have his fans.

I was a big fan of seagals movies. When you make the sort of bone crunching action stuff he used to make, then acting really is not high on the list of stuff needed for the movie.

His best movies are.

Nico/above the law.
Hard to Kill.
Out For justice.
Under Siege.
Under siege 2
On dedaly ground (although its only good if you ignore his enviormental speach at the end)
The glimer man.
Belly of the beast.
Exit Wounds.

Recently though his direct to DVD stuff has been less than expected.

Out of reach and The foreginer being particually bad. Also some of his recent efforts like Submerged Have had to have had his voice redubed by another actor as he refuses to do his own looping and redubing

The guy really does need to get back in shape and do a couple more good slambang action movies before he is to old. Come on Steve, you know you want to.

.............this is all a bad dream!

I came in the other day from the pub, and just flopped down in front of the TV too tired to get up to bed. On the box, was, you guessed it, a Segal movie. I just sat there, rooted in horror as over an hour of gormless rubbish mesmerised my addled mind! Why, oh why did I watch it?

I blame the wife. She should have MADE me go to bed................

[Seth Gecko]

Originally Posted by Dave-S

Love him or hate him, you cant say he doesnt have his fans.

And the Spice Girls sold lots of records - still didn't make them any good.

[JonMace]

Originally Posted by Razor

lol... I wouldnt tell that to Segal....

He would probably braek your wrist

[Razor]

Originally Posted by overkill

Surely a wind up? Razor, you don't really like the Worlds worst actor (ever) do you? C'mon.

Yes its all true I like Mr Segal. His movies are terrible but I cant help but like them. They make me laugh for all the wrong reasons. I watched his latest movie the other week, Black Dawn and it was upto the usual standards expect Mr Segal didnt have a family member kidnapped. The super impossing was awful, the lines corny but I still enjoyed watching it. 1 man vs the world stuff, brillant.

There is only 1 movie I dont like of Segals and that is Ticker. Total pants.

[overkill]

Originally Posted by Razor

Yes its all true I like Mr Segal. His movies are terrible but I cant help but like them. They make me laugh for all the wrong reasons. I watched his latest movie the other week, Black Dawn and it was upto the usual standards expect Mr Segal didnt have a family member kidnapped. The super impossing was awful, the lines corny but I still enjoyed watching it. 1 man vs the world stuff, brillant.

There is only 1 movie I dont like of Segals and that is Ticker. Total pants.

Fabulous! I think that's the reason I love Arnie films. Not because the plots are good (although unlike Segals they often are!), not because I enjoy watching the Austrian Oak attempting to act, but because the films are often so bad that they make hilarious viewing.

As such, for me, Commando, is one of his greatest ever. None of this comedy malarky, just 90 odd minutes of leaden dialogue, ham acting, naff stunts and corny punchlines. Classic!