[dc8900]

Originally Posted by IronGiant

Bit like this thread really, intended to provoke a response. The implied challenge to the Mods to dare take it down was a particularly nice touch. Apologies if we aren't all as homophobic as you were hoping OP.

I can't help but feel this thread was intended to be an example for something else of all straight men being homophobic but it has clearly backfired

[MrSmiley]

Originally Posted by lucasisking

Looks like someone has started yet another gay thread here

Where can I find Puffs??

Arf

Oi

So what if I'm gay and I'm proud??

 

I aint really, honest..

[kevykat]

Not homophobic in the slightest but i hate when gays act gaaaaaaaaaay. No need, with stupid clearly put on voices and body posture. then they wear womams clothes, what's women's clothes got to do with being attracted to the same sex. Get an effing sex change instead of being a ****.
And also they moan they are labelled and then called themselves LGBT. Eh hello.
Rant over.

[reiteration]

Originally Posted by ukbootlegs

Well, I am straight and don't hate gay men.

My wife even has a couple of gay friends who I find hilarious as they are so bitchy and cutting.

I think a straight man just finds 2 women kissing erotic as it appeals to their sexuality. i.e. it's women.

I don't find men kissing erotic for the opposite reasons.

yeah, that's it - I fancy women, so seeing to kiss is a turnon...

and since I'm hetro - I don't fancy men, and seeing two men kiss is a turnoff...

nothing homophobic about that at all.

[MrSmiley]

I need a new T-Shirt.

"I'm homophobic and proud"

[reiteration]

I recall there was a record out in the 90s (by some indie band) called - homophobic a**hole... !

[Deadringers]

Originally Posted by IronGiant

Bit like this thread really, intended to provoke a response. The implied challenge to the Mods to dare take it down was a particularly nice touch. Apologies if we aren't all as homophobic as you were hoping OP.

Shaun24 is quite the genius to be honest...
We are all homophobic Nazis if we close the thread as we are not allowing him to speak about something which is not against the forum rules...

But on the other hand if we keep it open we get conflicting statements from him showing blatantly how he is attention seeking but at the same times denies it.

[W0LFIE]

Originally Posted by Sonic67

Why are you proud of your sexual preference? I can understand if you had pulled someone out of a burning building or you had done some other achievement of note and wanted to tell others. But proud of that? I like curry but I’ve never felt it was a thing to be proud of. Attention seeking?

...if everyone who admitted to liking curry over the last hundred years had been persecuted in the same way that gay people have been then I think you'd have a right to be proud of yourself for publicly standing up for what you are & what you believe in. That takes guts... even in today's society.

Luckily the only persecution us curry lovers have to put up with is "You fat bastard" and it's hardly the same as losing your job, being imprisoned or having seven bells of **** kicked out of you is it.

[Inked]

Originally Posted by W0LFIE

...if everyone who admitted to liking curry over the last hundred years had been persecuted in the same way that gay people have been then I think you'd have a right to be proud of yourself for publicly standing up for what you are & what you believe in. That takes guts... even in today's society.

Luckily the only persecution us curry lovers have to put up with is "You fat bastard" and it's hardly the same as losing your job, being imprisoned or having seven bells of **** kicked out of you is it.

Being proud of standing up for yourself, your rights and for what you believe in is not the same as being proud about something you have no control over.

[wookielover]

Gayest thread - Ever

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by Ed Selley

Only if he insisted it needed to be recorded for training purposes.

Hmm I did have a ball scan once and had about 10 people in the room , both sexes observing. I was asked beforehand if I minded , I said the more the merrier.

Balls fine by the way.

[Chox1988]

Originally Posted by Mr.D

Hmm I did have a ball scan once and had about 10 people in the room , both sexes observing. I was asked beforehand if I minded , I said the more the merrier.

Balls fine by the way.

Ive had similar done, it was in a training hospital, there were rather many an attractive nurse and trainee doctors watching, it was cold

Originally Posted by wookielover

Gayest thread - Ever

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by Ed Selley

Many do. Furthermore material exists for this market which is subtly different from the material that is actually aimed at Gay men.

No rough trade or fisting I imagine, just pretty boys fiddling with each other

[Mr.D]

Gay men are better at cutting straight men's hair than any other social group.

[Solar]

Originally Posted by Chox1988

it was cold

That's what they all say

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by shaun24

Sorry no I don't understand what you trying to say? so you saying all gay men who are not camp like camp men?

Sorry but that is not true as most gay men who are not camp not intrested in camp men at all! Look on plenty of fish website or gaydar most profiles on men who are gay stating they not looking for camp men! so not all gay men like camps.

Ah but in that case who is the "bull" and who is "the mary" ?

[Foebane72]

At our group's induction into Uni in 1994, a simple unpleasant incident occurred that gave everyone else the impression I was gay:

Everyone was sitting in chairs in a semicircular group facing the lecturer, and one or two of us were in isolated chairs - I was one of them.

Bear with me: I have a habit of picking my lips until they feel smooth, and sometimes it causes problems where I can't keep my lips together because of the roughness of the skin because it's continually growing back.

Well, at one point the lecturer is talking, and he's standing next to me in my chair as I'm sat down, and I look up at him... only for my lips to part in full view of everyone, giving them the impression I'm being all smoochy towards the lecturer.

It was subtle, and when the jeering and catcalls started in the few days after that, it took me ages to realise that THAT is what had caused the problem.

Just a simple gesture caused by a habit of mine rather than my sexual orientation - of which I'm straight - and everyone thought I was openly gay.

Ironically, I never sought out to correct them or explain. Just went through my entire Uni course with murmurs of "poof" or "queen" throughout.

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by JAMFish72

Ironically, I never sought out to correct them or explain. Just went through my entire Uni course with murmurs of "poof" or "queen" throughout.

Wow where did you go to Uni? Sounds like an awful bigotted place.

[Chox1988]

Originally Posted by Mr.D

Wow where did you go to Uni? Sounds like an awful bigotted place.

Im going on the logic he mustve looked pretty smoochy for people to have jumped to that assumption

[NewMan]

Originally Posted by Mr.D

Wow where did you go to Uni? Sounds like an awful bigotted place.

The University of Real Men, deep in the Welsh Valleys....

[MIghtyG]

Originally Posted by Wore Nowt

Aren't there more important things in life to hate instead of the rather trivial things that you claim to hate?

Aren't there more important topics of discussion you can be nitpicking?

As for me, no need to worry, I'm Scottish thus have ample hatred to spread around. There is no danger that an important topic of discussion won't receive the ample quantities of bile and vitriol it's truly deserving of.

Originally Posted by shaun24

How is wearing a tshirt (NOBODY KNOWS I'M GAY) Attention seeking?

Such a T-shirt makes you fall into the same camp of person who continuously dangles their Ferrari keyring while spinning their Hugo Boss sunglasses "Oh, I need to shoot yah, got to sign off on a million pound deal yah" just so, you know, hes important and worth more than you, pleb. Or the bloke who walks down the street proclaiming to the heavens "Quality tits love" just to make sure everyone knows he's straight, and approving of someones breasts. Quality blokes the lot of them.

Like I said I wear it because I am proud of my Sexuality and I should not have to hide it

I can blow air out of my right tearduct, where's my T-Shirt?

Why be proud of it anyway, its just something you are born with. Why be proud of that any more or less than being born with 10 fingers and toes or a functioning and intact metatarsal, suck on that professional footballer, bet you wish you had one of theses bad boys.

When people see straight couple kissing in the street no one cares but if it was 2 men then they will and shout abuse

That what get's me annoyed and angry

When I was single I hated any and all public signs of affection, does that make me sexualphobic, or would that be homohetrophobic?

And as has been said before, straight people may not like it but it doesn't mean they hate gay people. Just as some straight people don't like the sight of a man and women eating each others faces, doesn't make them gay, does it?

One great way to make life harder than it really ought to be is to think the world revolves around you and everyone should automatically agree with any and every action you make. Congrats sir, you're doing great.

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by NewMan

The University of Real Men, deep in the Welsh Valleys....

Ah they were probably worried you were making the sheep jealous.

[gibbsy]

Originally Posted by Ed Selley

Only if he insisted it needed to be recorded for training purposes.

Ever seen a moving image of the inside of your arse? Think I'll stick to landscape photography.

[MIghtyG]

Originally Posted by W0LFIE

...if everyone who admitted to liking curry over the last hundred years had been persecuted in the same way that gay people have been then I think you'd have a right to be proud of yourself for publicly standing up for what you are & what you believe in. That takes guts... even in today's society.

Luckily the only persecution us curry lovers have to put up with is "You fat bastard" and it's hardly the same as losing your job, being imprisoned or having seven bells of **** kicked out of you is it.

We are reaching a point where homosexuality can continue to be this unique and beautiful snowflake, which should be shouted about and treated differently from any and all others.

Or it could just be treated like everything else. Who cares?

[NewMan]

Originally Posted by gibbsy

Ever seen a moving image of the inside of your arse?

I bet the picture quality is ****.

I'll get me coat.

[Mr.D]

Originally Posted by gibbsy

Ever seen a moving image of the inside of your arse? Think I'll stick to landscape photography.

Avoid eating sweetcorn for 48 hours beforehand.

[Axl]

Originally Posted by shaun24

Hey guys,

Thought I start a intresting topic and if this gets removed then I don't know why it breaks the forums rules to be honest!

Why is it that most straight men hate gay men? but it's ok for straight men to see 2 women kiss? I think that is unfair to be honest!

As I am openly gay and out and proud (I am not bisexual), I always wear a tshirt with the slogan (NOBODY KNOWS I'M GAY) In my town centre (Burnley, Lancashire) and most straight men call me gay insults which is annoying and for most of you on here who is going to say why I wear it? well I am out and proud that is why I wear it. If iIdidn't wear it then no one will know i am gay. As I am a straight acting good looking guy, I am not camp!!

I don't see the problem at all, its 2012 so why is homophobic is still alive?

Homophobia has thankfully been dying out for a long time. It's posts like yours and wearing T-shirts as you describe that draws unnecessary attention to a fact about you which no one particularly gives a toss about and allows you to label any adverse reaction as homophobic. The reality is that to everyone else your sexuality is about as exciting as someone telling you they've just bought a new chest of drawers. It may be fact but as a conversation point it's on a par with a discussion about a piece of fluff on the carpet.

None of my gay friends have ever told me their sexual orientation. I'm guessing Ian and Steve are though as they only have a double bed in their small house. Maybe I'll ask them one day.

Does it really matter though? It's 2012 not 1812.

[NoMansLand]

You're gay, so what?

Trust me, you're the only one that cares.

[gibbsy]

Think this has backfired a little on the OP now. I'm getting a little bored.

Anyone want a blow by blow description of the colonoscopy. Right from the time when a female nurse gave me an enima....................

..................and I'm awfully hurt that no one has asked if I had a happy result.

[NewMan]

Originally Posted by gibbsy

..................and I'm awfully hurt that no one has asked if I had a happy result.

Happy result or happy ending? Pervert.