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Are there any funny phrases that your kids come out with that make you laugh?
Just to kick things off.
My 3 year old always tells me with such enthusiasm “Daddy daddy, poo is really hard for me” while he’s having a number 2. It always brings a smile to my face.
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27-08-2009, 11:53 AM
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My 2 and a half year old son likes to say 'oh my god' quite a lot 
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I know a young lad who was on the phone to his grandma, when she asked what he was up to, he answered "I'm on the phone".
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My son told my wife's friends that "Daddy has a huge willy". 
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My 2 year old thinks the best name to give to his new brother/sister is Dinosaur.
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Originally Posted by Decadence  My 2 year old thinks the best name to give to his new brother/sister is Dinosaur. | I'd agree with that 
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My daughter will come to me first thing in the morning (usually while i'm still asleep, tap me on the face) and say, "Daddy, i've done a big poo.....it stinks!"
What a way to start a day.
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A cat had been killed by a car on our road and the body was laying by the side (still in good nick). So as not to upset my 3 year old at the time (we have cats), I said, "look, that cats having a little nap." To which she replied, "No, it's dead".
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Originally Posted by kavanf1 My son told my wife's friends that "Daddy has a huge willy". | Willy being your 7 year old German Shepherd 
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When describing how one of his friends got out of a close scrape, my son said "Wow, he must have eyes in the back of his forehead".
Ten years later and it's become a family catchphrase.
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Ha ha ha, there are some good ones there......
My 3 year old called me a "gay lord" the other day. This was because I said he couldn't have a new Ben 10 toy.
I had to have words with his older sister about that one!
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Originally Posted by kavanf1 My son told my wife's friends that "Daddy has a huge willy". | Even the smallest things look huge to a child  | |
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While she was getting ready my friends Daughter once said to her "Errr Mummy your knickers are up your bum" She was wearing a thong.
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Originally Posted by Desmo Even the smallest things look huge to a child | Hahaha classic.
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My 3 year old daughter shouted "the referee's a macker" during a game on tv one day.
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