[phairplay]

I woke up the other morning hearing a HUGE crash. I jumped out of bed checked all the rooms. Found nothing fallen over so i went back to bed thinking it must of come from upstairs.


Well when I later dragged myself out of bed and opened the living room curtains I was face with this.



So just for a bit of fun what caption would you put to this picture

the winner is Brandon66

Originally Posted by Brandon66

"how NOT to fiddle a house insurance claim"

Renting chainsaw - £50
Moving all expensive equipment to rear of house 4hrs - £150
Missing the house completely "priceless"

[DPinBucks]

"Honey, give me a hand. The Christmas tree's arrived!"


Hope eveything's OK. Looks like you had a narrow escape.

[Tall_Paul]

Honey, come downstairs, I've got some large wood for you!

[Grrrrrowler]

After 11 hours and 32 minutes of balancing a tree on his head he knew he could at last write to Norris McWhirter to claim his place in the hallowed book...

[phairplay]

Originally Posted by DPinBucks

"Honey, give me a hand. The Christmas tree's arrived!"


Hope eveything's OK. Looks like you had a narrow escape.

hahaha lucky yes with the angle if fell at. It just missed the flat upstairs. Which would of got the full brunt of of it.

[Woodywizz]

"Daaaaaad........you know when you said that Mr. Fletcher from next door could go **** himself and take his 'light' issue with him....erm....I think you need to see this"

[Mac Man]

'George knew that having beavers for neighbours would cause trouble'.

[DVD-Man]

VO5 break the mould

Liam

[tyddynroger]

Man 1-0 Tree

[smeghead]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papar
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

[PJTX100]

Man builds house next to fallen tree.

[Synax_Injector]

"Jack wakes up to his usual morning wood"

[MickEP]

In hindsight
I'm sure there was an easier way to get the cat down from the tree

[kav]

After it got them lost for the third time, Merry lost his temper and killed the talking tree.

[simuk84]

An attempt to build the world's biggest tree house ends in disaster.

[ste v p]

The marauder's battering ram was perhaps overkill for this fortress.

[signs]

Who the put that house next to my fallen tree ?

[ufitsy]

Lost scots beaver found pining.

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Twists in tail of Scots beavers

[Hillskill]

Tree Hugs Greenpeace man !

[GasDad]

If the man hadn't been there, would it have made a sound?

[JohnG]

[F1Boy]

Oh crap!

[Sonic67]

I said I wanted 'three fellas' not 'tree fellers'.

[MickEP]

Now that's what I call a Log Cabin

[johntheexpat]

When I ordered a new lean-too in untreated pine from Bodgit and Scarper, I didn't expect this.....

[Hillskill]

So is Phairplay going to pick a winner and will the winner get to choose next weeks pic for a caption ?

[deanym]

Timmmmberrrrr

[lockers]

Timmy's Tree Surgery Summer Sale - All work just £10! Guaranteed - No strings attached.

[Synchro]

DAILY GLOBE

Large tree falls for boy.

Boy says that all previous advances had been met with nothing but groans and cracks of laughter. The future looks grim as tree splits and leaves for other plant (timber).

[sniffer66]

"Of course it wasn't trying trying to eat me Dear. The man at the Garden Centre said it was "CON-IFEROUS" !!"