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Tescos to sell extra large condoms....

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:39 PM   #1
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Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Just what all you guys have been waiting for...

Extra-large condoms to go on sale at Tesco due to 'overwhelming demand' | Mail Online


The opportunity to flaunt a pack of these in your shopping basket is surely too tempting to resist...
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Old 11-08-2009, 3:47 PM   #2
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
I suppose I can make do with those until they stock the xxl variety
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Old 11-08-2009, 4:52 PM   #3
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Great, bout time.
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:09 PM   #4
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Bet they never sell any "small" ones.

I seem to remember willie warmers came in "medium" "large" and "liar."
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:30 PM   #5
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
I'm only interested in ribbed....in red (or black) and "O" size, that's ouch for those who don't know. I should be so lucky. In the mean time I'll go back to my wish list.
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:33 PM   #6
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Surely one of the most important posts ever in GC given how many seriously big tools there are on here...
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:56 PM   #7
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Remember to turn the ribbed ones inside out so it's for YOUR pleasure!
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Old 11-08-2009, 6:11 PM   #8
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Hmmm, apparently these are a whopping 1mm wider... surely this couldn't be a cynical marketing ploy could it...?

Mind you, as Tesco themselves say... "every little helps"
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Old 11-08-2009, 8:07 PM   #9
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Will they still have 'Made in England' printed round the bottom?
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:25 PM   #10
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
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Hmmm, apparently these are a whopping 1mm wider... surely this couldn't be a cynical marketing ploy could it...?

Mind you, as Tesco themselves say... "every little helps"
And a whole 1cm longer.
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:51 PM   #11
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
XL Bathing/shower caps??
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:22 PM   #12
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
My willy's to small to fit condoms.
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Old 12-08-2009, 7:47 PM   #13
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Balloons are much cheaper !
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Old 12-08-2009, 7:53 PM   #14
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
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Will they still have 'Made in England' printed round the bottom?
depends if you like going to b**** town
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Old 12-08-2009, 8:54 PM   #15
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
Let's hope they don't adopt the same system as recycling plastic bags.........
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Old 13-08-2009, 6:25 AM   #16
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
No good for me,it would be like throwing a sausage in a dustbin.
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Old 13-08-2009, 8:51 AM   #17
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Re: Tescos to sell extra large condoms....
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The opportunity to flaunt a pack of these in your shopping basket is surely too tempting to resist...
That's probably the only reason they exist. You just know some idiot will 'accidentally' drop one of these near a woman he's interested in hoping she'll see it and be impressed. "I have a large wang! Honest!"
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