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Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:10 PM   #1
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Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
As above, we've all seen the adverts in the Sunday magazines - you know, those bloody awful fake faberge eggs, dolls, etc...

So, let's see who can find the most horrendous items for sale. I'll start off with this lovely item - which retails for an unbelievably cheap $499

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:24 PM   #2
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
How about a Japanese amputee sex doll cushion.

Don't know if i can post a link to pictures or not
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Old 11-08-2009, 3:47 PM   #3
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
Squirrel liquor decanter anyone? - only $425

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:52 PM   #4
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How about this tasteful piece of treasure?

I want one
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Old 11-08-2009, 3:58 PM   #5
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I already have the Diana doll, but am seriously considering buying the Duke in a mini bell jar.
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Old 11-08-2009, 4:03 PM   #6
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Squirrel liquor decanter anyone? - only $425

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How could you miss the sewer rat on junkyard base!!!

I did like the mousetrap gag though.
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:02 PM   #7
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
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Old 11-08-2009, 6:08 PM   #8
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
How about your very own baby monkey.......

Exclusive Orangutan Baby Doll Little Umi a So Truly Real® First, with free pacifier and baby outfit! - Little Umi - Bradford Exchange
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Old 11-08-2009, 6:33 PM   #9
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
That site is truly disturbing!!!
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Old 11-08-2009, 6:48 PM   #10
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
Well, you did say God awful....

Olive Wood Treasures from the Holy Land Gift Box - Holy Water and Soil
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Old 11-08-2009, 7:29 PM   #11
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Coming to the bog darling ....

bogtastic

Anyone up for doing a order to make it up the 12 required
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Old 11-08-2009, 8:04 PM   #12
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...
A 2 metre tall statue of Mary and Baby Jesus

An absolute snip at $5,836 after the 25% pre-christmas discount has been applied!
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Old 11-08-2009, 9:33 PM   #14
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
They just look creepy remind of the clown out of Poltergeist...
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A mute for my 5-string banjo :

BANJO MUTE - eBay (item 140338261660 end time Aug-13-09 14:20:20 PDT)

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Old 11-08-2009, 10:19 PM   #16
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Peter Andre 1st Album 1993 cd - eBay (item 360177607648 end time Aug-13-09 03:19:10 PDT)
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Old 12-08-2009, 7:32 AM   #17
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Mother Theresa anyone!?!?!?

Mother Teresa of Calcutta Doll at Discount Catholic Products and Baptism Gift Store
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:11 PM   #18
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Hi,

Not god-awful, but certainly worth a view:
Dumb Ass Mousemat

And then we have the following assortment of treasures!
Fun In The Sun poster

Strange & Sick Accident Dolls

The Tampon Doll!

Top 10 Gifts For People You Really Don't Like


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Old 12-08-2009, 1:57 PM   #19
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