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Old 11-08-2009, 3:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

As above, we've all seen the adverts in the Sunday magazines - you know, those bloody awful fake faberge eggs, dolls, etc...

So, let's see who can find the most horrendous items for sale. I'll start off with this lovely item - which retails for an unbelievably cheap $499

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

How about a Japanese amputee sex doll cushion.

Don't know if i can post a link to pictures or not
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Old 11-08-2009, 3:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

Squirrel liquor decanter anyone? - only $425

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Old 11-08-2009, 3:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

How about this tasteful piece of treasure?

I want one
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Old 11-08-2009, 3:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

I already have the Diana doll, but am seriously considering buying the Duke in a mini bell jar.
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Old 11-08-2009, 4:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2009, 5:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

How about your very own baby monkey.......

Exclusive Orangutan Baby Doll Little Umi a So Truly Real® First, with free pacifier and baby outfit! - Little Umi - Bradford Exchange
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
That site is truly disturbing!!!
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Well, you did say God awful....

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Coming to the bog darling ....

bogtastic

Anyone up for doing a order to make it up the 12 required
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Re: Find the most god awful item for sale on the web...

A 2 metre tall statue of Mary and Baby Jesus

An absolute snip at $5,836 after the 25% pre-christmas discount has been applied!
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Ladies and gentlemen...it's the King...

He looks all shook up
They just look creepy remind of the clown out of Poltergeist...
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A mute for my 5-string banjo :

BANJO MUTE - eBay (item 140338261660 end time Aug-13-09 14:20:20 PDT)

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