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Old 28-07-2009, 9:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Job Description.....................

Of the wife

"What did your last slave die of" was the shout from the kitchen when i asked for a beer from the fridge until i did mention to her that this was in her wife`s job description

So ill start

To get a beer from the fridge when asked




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Old 28-07-2009, 9:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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W ashing
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Should have replied "The last one was executed for not getting me a beer quick enough"

I think the cars looking pretty dirty...She should have picked up on that before it got to this stage
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I can't resist posting this again - The missus has it hanging in the kitchen to remind her of what she's suppost to do

Mine did paint the kitchen ceiling today though so i suppose i can't complain
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I really don't like seeing my wife slave away in the kitchen....................so I make sure I keep the kitchen door closed.
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You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer...
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You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer...
i did and still had to get my own beer
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i did and still had to get my own beer
Mind i guess you got of lightly mate entering the kicthen while the wifes in there can be dangerous.....
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Save the hassle mate, get a mini fridge in the lounge or somewhere
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How do I train my wife to be my slave??

We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .

Modern woman an all that
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How do I train my wife to be my slave??

We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .

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Post number 4 mate on this thread print it out frame it and put it in the kitchen
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