[kopchoir]

Of the wife

"What did your last slave die of" was the shout from the kitchen when i asked for a beer from the fridge until i did mention to her that this was in her wife`s job description

So ill start

To get a beer from the fridge when asked




Disclaimer:This was a light hearted sexist thread and is no way deemed to undermine the role of the wife nor is it a thread to undermine the cooking and cleaning they doso apologies now to the female members of the forum

[TEROKNOR]

W ashing
I roning
*******
E tc....

WIFE

[Synax_Injector]

Should have replied "The last one was executed for not getting me a beer quick enough"

I think the cars looking pretty dirty...She should have picked up on that before it got to this stage

[stevefish69]

I can't resist posting this again - The missus has it hanging in the kitchen to remind her of what she's suppost to do

Mine did paint the kitchen ceiling today though so i suppose i can't complain

[TEROKNOR]

I really don't like seeing my wife slave away in the kitchen....................so I make sure I keep the kitchen door closed.

[Fen Star]

Originally Posted by kopchoir

"What did your last slave die of"

You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer...

[kopchoir]

Originally Posted by Fen Star

You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer...

i did and still had to get my own beer

[Fen Star]

Originally Posted by kopchoir

i did and still had to get my own beer

Mind i guess you got of lightly mate entering the kicthen while the wifes in there can be dangerous.....

[Sniper Ash6]

Save the hassle mate, get a mini fridge in the lounge or somewhere

[CraigofScotland]

How do I train my wife to be my slave??

We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .

Modern woman an all that

[kopchoir]

Originally Posted by CraigofScotland

How do I train my wife to be my slave??

We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .

Modern woman an all that

Post number 4 mate on this thread print it out frame it and put it in the kitchen