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Job Description.....................
Of the wife 
"What did your last slave die of" was the shout from the kitchen when i asked for a beer from the fridge until i did mention to her that this was in her wife`s job description 
So ill start
To get a beer from the fridge when asked
Disclaimer:This was a light hearted sexist thread and is no way deemed to undermine the role of the wife nor is it a thread to undermine the cooking and cleaning they doso apologies now to the female members of the forum
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28-07-2009, 9:14 PM
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Re: Job Description.....................
W ashing
I roning
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E tc....
WIFE
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Last edited by unique; 28-07-2009 at 9:19 PM.
Reason: circumventing swear filter
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28-07-2009, 9:17 PM
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Should have replied "The last one was executed for not getting me a beer quick enough"
I think the cars looking pretty dirty...She should have picked up on that before it got to this stage  
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28-07-2009, 9:19 PM
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Re: Job Description.....................
I can't resist posting this again - The missus has it hanging in the kitchen to remind her of what she's suppost to do
Mine did paint the kitchen ceiling today though so i suppose i can't complain
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28-07-2009, 9:21 PM
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28-07-2009, 9:43 PM
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Re: Job Description.....................
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"What did your last slave die of"
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You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer... 
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28-07-2009, 9:52 PM
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Re: Job Description.....................
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You should have said shes not dead just in the kitchen about to pass me my beer... |
i did and still had to get my own beer 
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29-07-2009, 9:58 AM
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i did and still had to get my own beer |
Mind i guess you got of lightly mate entering the kicthen while the wifes in there can be dangerous.....
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29-07-2009, 11:04 AM
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Save the hassle mate, get a mini fridge in the lounge or somewhere
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29-07-2009, 11:12 AM
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How do I train my wife to be my slave??
We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .
Modern woman an all that
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29-07-2009, 11:14 AM
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How do I train my wife to be my slave??
We split most things . . i do all the dishes, she does clothes washing etc . .
Modern woman an all that |
Post number 4 mate on this thread print it out frame it and put it in the kitchen 
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