| Re: What 'class' are you?
This test will tell you what class you are in Has your house got:
a A name and number?
b A name of your choosing?
c A name from time immemorial?
2 Sitting over drinks, do you:
a Say "Cheers"?
b Say "Cheers" and clink glasses?
c Say nothing?
3 Are you more likely to take a seaside holiday in:
a Cancun?
b Scotland?
c The Maldives?
4 Would you follow the hunt:
a At a distance by car?
b With an anti-hunt placard?
c On your own horse?
5 At breakfast do you like:
a Bio yogurt?
b Pop-Tarts?
c Porridge?
6 Have you got:
a A patio?
b Decking?
c A terrace?
7 At your children's weddings, will male guests wear:
a Morning dress?
b Dinner jackets?
c Lounge suits?
8 Do you ask for the:
a Lavatory?
b Bathroom?
c Toilet?
9 Do you send your children to:
a An old public school?
b A church school near which you have moved?
c The local school?
10 After dinner, do you:
a Leave your napkin loosely on the table?
b Fold your napkin neatly?
c Roll your napkin and put it in a ring?
11 Do your children have:
a PlayStation 3?
b A dressing-up box?
c Trivial Pursuit?
12 If you can't hear a remark, do you say:
a What?
b Say again?
c Pardon?
13 If you want butter with your roll at dinner, do you:
a Cut it in half and butter it?
b Break it in half and butter it?
c Break it up and butter bits as you eat them?
14 Would you prefer to read:
a Heat?
b The Field?
c The World of Interiors?
15 Do you associate Jordan with:
a Breakfast cereal?
b Petra?
c Peter André?
THE ANSWERS 1 a 10, b 20, c 30;
2 a 20, b 10, c 30;
3 a 10, b 30, c 20;
4 a 10, b 20, c 30;
5 a 20, b 10, c 30;
6 a 20, b 10, c 30;
7 a 30, b 10, c 20;
8 a 30, b 20, c 10;
9 a 30, b 20, c 10;
10 a 30, b 10, c 20;
11 a 10, b 30, c 20;
12 a 30, b 10, c 20;
13 a 10, b 20, c 30;
14 a 10, b 30, c 20;
15 a 20, b 30, c 10.
If you scored:
Below 200 You are cheerfully lower-class.
200 to 300 You are uneasily middle-class.
300 to 440 You probably have a coat of arms.
450 You are the Duke of Devonshire. |