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Old 12-06-2009, 8:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Maths Joke

For the maths sorta of people a joke that you will appreciate and understand

Please note: the picture is not mine, i could have made a bad version in paint as i have only ever seen the joke drawn. I found the picture via google from here maths joke pictures!
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Maths Joke

, reminds me of an email i got...

50 nerdy pickup lines,

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

10.You defragment my life.

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

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31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

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44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

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46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
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I think I get this joke. The "i", for imaginary part of a complex number, is telling the "pi" to not be so endless (pi defined to so many decimal places), whilst the "pi" is telling the "i" to get its real number counterpart. Am I right?
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I think I get this joke. The "i", for imaginary part of a complex number, is telling the "pi" to not be so endless (pi defined to so many decimal places), whilst the "pi" is telling the "i" to get its real number counterpart. Am I right?
more or less.

i is just used to represent a number that when squared = -1
It is not a 'real' number - where as pi is a real number that is 'irrational' rather than rational because it instead of having a fixed number of decimal places or a continual repeating sequence ( 0.333333333 repeating etc) .. it has a infinite number of decimal places.

... sort of spoils a joke though
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Appropriate time for some XKCD!

xkcd - A Webcomic - e to the pi times i
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I think I get this joke. The "i", for imaginary part of a complex number, is telling the "pi" to not be so endless (pi defined to so many decimal places), whilst the "pi" is telling the "i" to get its real number counterpart. Am I right?
effectively you are

to explain it for others, a rational number is a number that can be written as a fraction eg 1/3 = 0.3333(recurring) and pi cannot be fully written as a fraction (only approximations can be)

"i" is the notation for the square root of -1 which otherwise cannot be done. and so it is not a real number eg unlike the square root of 4 = +/- 2 which is real

thats as best as i can explain it at this time in the morn
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they are brilliant - and could be useful

@ Iccz: lol, and some of the other cartoons are funny
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Re: Maths Joke

This reminds me of that line: there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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...which was the only maths joke I know as well
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This reminds me of that line: there are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
its funny when you show it to someone and they dont understand it
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its funny when you show it to someone and they dont understand it
I don't understand it
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Appropriate time for some XKCD!

xkcd - A Webcomic - e to the pi times i
If I could thank you twice I would, just brilliant! Spent about 15 mins going through a ton of them, gems like this:

xkcd - A Webcomic - A New CAPTCHA Approach

http://xkcd.com/236/

http://xkcd.com/237/
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If I could thank you twice I would, just brilliant! Spent about 15 mins going through a ton of them, gems like this:

xkcd - A Webcomic - A New CAPTCHA Approach

xkcd - A Webcomic - Collecting Double-Takes

xkcd - A Webcomic - Keyboards are Disgusting
One of the best webcomics about imo, there's not many that can compete with how clever some of the comics are, especially in terms of scientific humour etc.
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I don't understand it
Seriously can someone explain it to me?
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Seriously can someone explain it to me?
in binary 10 means 2 in denary

therefore it reads "There are 2 people in the world - those that can understand binary and those that cant"

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